DoktorFunk

Week 2

Welcome back to the VHL @jhatty8! I'm DoktorFunk, AGM of the Mississauga Hounds, and I'd like to offer you a spot on our roster. Signing with us will get you top line time. This is a good team to make a name for yourself. We're definitely looking for new stars to make a splash and help us win the cup and we need a superstar center, and, if you update and stay active, you have a chance at being a superstar across the whole league! You'll also be in one of the VHLM's best and most supportive communities, full of active people who are there to help you with anything you need and show you a fun time in general. I can guarantee you'll have fun, because this is the team I started with, too! Anyway, if this sounds good to you, feel free to quote my offer and say "accepted" to join the Hounds. Best of luck this season, and don't hesitate to reach out to me with any questions, no matter who you sign with. -DFunk

This man is good, active, funny, and fun to talk with. Would recommend.

Hi there @Jessie! Welcome to the VHL! I'm DoktorFunk, AGM of the Mississauga Hounds, and I'd like to offer you a spot on our roster. Signing with us will get you top line time. This is a good team to make a name for yourself. We're definitely looking for new stars to make a splash and help us win the cup and we need a superstar center, and, if you update and stay active, you have a chance at being a superstar across the whole league! You'll also be in one of the VHLM's best and most supportive communities, full of active people who are there to help you with anything you need and show you a fun time in general. I can guarantee you'll have fun, because this is the team I started with, too! Anyway, if this sounds good to you, feel free to quote my offer and say "accepted" to join the Hounds. Best of luck this season, and don't hesitate to reach out to me with any questions, no matter who you sign with. -DFunk

Hi there @Zetterberg! Welcome to the VHL! I'm DoktorFunk, AGM of the Mississauga Hounds, and I'd like to offer you a spot on our roster. Signing with us will get you top line time. This is a good team to make a name for yourself. We're definitely looking for new stars to make a splash and help us win the cup and we need a superstar center. You'll also be in one of the VHLM's best and most supportive communities, full of active people who are there to help you with anything you need and show you a fun time in general. I can guarantee you'll have fun, because this is the team I started with, too! Anyway, if this sounds good to you, feel free to quote my offer and say "accepted" to join the Hounds. Best of luck this season, and feel free to reach out to me with any questions, no matter who you sign with. -DFunk

Please Motz, don't hurt em!

NO TAMPERING. NO COLLUSION

Hi there @JSearle88! Welcome to the VHL! I'm DoktorFunk, AGM of the Mississauga Hounds, and I'd like to offer you a spot on our roster. Signing with us will get you top line time. This is a good team to make a name for yourself. We're definitely looking for new stars to make a splash and help us win the cup and we need a superstar center. You'll also be in one of the VHLM's best and most supportive communities, full of active people who are there to help you with anything you need and show you a fun time in general. I can guarantee you'll have fun, because this is the team I started with, too! Anyway, if this sounds good to you, feel free to quote my offer and say "accepted" to join the Hounds. Best of luck this season, and feel free to reach out to me with any questions, no matter who you sign with. -DFunk

Me gusta y je l'aime

It's A Spanish, but not THE Spanish

Jajajajaja

I mean, can't argue with the results

Ok

Okay, who got STHS to curse us?

Hi there @Bobby Bummhole! Welcome to the VHL! I'm DoktorFunk, AGM of the Mississauga Hounds, and I'd like to offer you a spot on our roster. Signing with us will get you a ton of ice time, because we need a star Defenseman like Robert to make a splash and help us win the cup. You'll also be in one of the VHLM's best and most supportive communities, full of active people who are there to help you with anything you need and show you a fun time in general. I can guarantee you'll have fun, because this is the team I started with, too! Anyway, if this sounds good to you, feel free to quote my offer and say "accepted" to join the Hounds. Best of luck this season, and feel free to reach out to me with any questions, no matter who you sign with. -DFunk

Hi there @Pengu! Welcome to the VHL! I'm DoktorFunk, AGM of the Mississauga Hounds, and I'd like to offer you a spot on our roster. Signing with us will get you a ton of ice time, because we need a star center like you to make a splash and help us win the cup. You'll also be in one of the VHLM's best and most supportive communities, full of active people who are there to help you with anything you need and show you a fun time in general. I can guarantee you'll have fun, because this is the team I started with, too! Anyway, if this sounds good to you, feel free to quote my offer and say "accepted" to join the Hounds. Best of luck this season, and feel free to reach out to me with any questions, no matter who you sign with. -DFunk

Wooo!

Better than back to back cups

Alright, Hounds! Wake up and smell the TPE! Season is rolling right along, so I need YOU to tell me how you feel about it so far! Remember, answering three questions gives you 1 TPE and six questions gives you 2 TPE! Do it! 1). How did you get into hockey? 2). What NHL player do you most want your player to be like? 3). Have you ever played ice hockey in real life? 4). If you had to make food for the Hounds locker room, what would you make? 5). Does @Berocka smell as bad as @GlowyGoat says? 6). Are there any concerns that you have about how bad @GustavMattias smells?

Claim Dub week 2

Scott Greene of the Seattle Bears has not been Scott Greene, apparently. Reports came out of the Seattle locker room recently that Greene was discovered to be an inflatable balloon dressed in hockey gear. The balloon has been playing for Greene since the beginning of Season 70. We asked Seattle’s GM about the situation. “Greene has been on vacation and we haven’t been able to get in touch with him,” says Banackock. “He still managed to score some points, though, so it hasn’t been all bad. We’re going to keep the balloon on the team until Greene returns. I honestly have no idea when that will be, though. He’s been kidnapped in Peru by a cartel, and they want quite a bit of money to get him back.” Banackock has been notoriously stingey with paying his player’s ransoms over the years, but Greene is seen to be Seattle’s essential center. If Bana refuses to pay, the league will be forced to allow the balloon to play for Greene for the remainder of the season.