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@JardyB10could be a professional Twitch streamer slash podcast personality. Instead, he's donating his time, energy, and entertaining commentary to us. If we hit the goal, he will play and stream any game on Steam from start to finish. The highest individual bid will get to choose which game he plays. He's down to get a very weird game, so let's not disappoint him. Goal: $75.00 Minimum bid: $2.00

Our favourite dairy farmer @MexicanCow123 likes cows. Want to visit his farm and see his cows? Pitch in here so we can all take a field trip to beautiful British Columbia! The highest individual bid will also get to name one of his newest cows, following the naming conventions defined by the supreme cow overlords. Goal: $100.00 Minimum donation: $2.00

@youloser1337 loves bowling. We'll see if his teammates love him after this. When his new rec season starts in February, his team will have a new name decided by YOU! Starting bid: $2.00 Minimum raise: $0.50

We're so international eh? Our favourite Brazilian @Thunfish has generously donated his expertise in his native tongue. The highest bidder will receive three lessons in conversational Portuguese. Starting bid: $2.00 Minimum raise: $0.50

Alright, this is a nasty one, but I'm not one to shame anyone for their interests. @JardyB10 is notorious for not throwing out things that should be thrown out, like food, socks, and underwear. The highest bidder will receive in the mail his favourite (read: most in need of disposal) pair of underwear and socks. *Probably needs to be in Canada eh? **Definitely needs to be comfortable sending Jardy their real name and mailing address. Starting bid: $2.00 Minimum raise: $0.50

Ok, this is a fun unique one. @Dom is going to stream a UFC 4 Tournament where anyone and everyone gets to play. Every $2.00 donated is 10 attribute points to your fighter. It's literally pay-to-win, but it's for charity, so too bad. I'm sure there'll be a great prize for winning the tournament, so you'll want to beef up your fighter. Minimum bid: $2.00 Total bid must be a multiple of 2.

We all want to see @JardyB10 suffer, so let's make this one a team effort. If we hit the goal, Jardy will stream himself cooking and eating something. The highest individual bid will get to decide what he eats. His only stipulations are that it has to be "technically edible and literally won't kill me." Goal: $100.00 Minimum bid: $2.00

Did you know that @diamond_ace is an epic chef? (EDIT: nah that's my wife, but im not bad) Let's pool our resources together to get him to hold a master class in cooking something delicious. I expect some mouth-watering food and some to learn some tips and tricks along the way. Goal: $75.00 Minimum bid: $2.00

Newsflash: @Beaviss like sammiches. Give him the ingredients list for a sandwich, and watch him prepare and eat it. Opening bid: $2.00 Minimum raise: $0.50

$2 per entry. The more entries received, the more skins will be donated. Please be aware that in order to keep this fun and open to everyone, there is currently a max cap of 10 draw slots per person. Unclaimed draw slots may be made available past the cap at a later date. One person may be able to win multiple prizes. Draws will be held via live stream. Winning draw numbers will be taken out of circulation. Draws Claimed Prize Pool 20 Mystery Skin, Choice under 975 RP 30 Mystery Skin, Epic Skin Choice 40 Mystery Skin, Epic Skin Choice, Epic Skin Choice 50 Mystery Skin, Epic Skin Choice, Legendary Skin Choice 75 Epic Skin Choice, Epic Skin Choice, Legendary Skin Choice, Legendary Skin Choice 100 Epic Skin Choice x2, Legendary Skin Choice x3, Random Skin x2 130 Epic Skin Choice x2, Legendary Skin Choice x4, Random Skin x2 In order to enter, please donate to the league's paypal (https://www.paypal.com/donate/?hosted_button_id=22LYYFW5QA5BC) and post the confirmation in this thread and claim your draw slot #s. Direct donations to charities are also accepted, please post proof of donation and claim your numbers. Questions and concerns please direct to @Baozi 1 Nykonax 2 NaCl 3 Juice 4 Saereth 5 Enorama 6 Spartan 7 Saereth 8 Esso2264 9 GeckoeyGecko 10 Saereth 11 Mike 12 Spartan 13 Enorama 14 Saereth 15 Jeffie43 16 Nykonax 17 Saereth 18 NaCl 19 Juice 20 Esso2264 21 Spartan 22 GeckoeyGecko 23 Spartan 24 Mike 25 Saereth 26 Jeffie43 27 Enorama 28 Nykonax 29 NaCl 30 Saereth 31 Juice 32 Esso2264 33 GeckoeyGecko 34 Mike 35 Spartan 36 Jeffie43 37 Enorama 38 Nykonax 39 Saereth 40 Reindeer Kog 41 Enorama 42 NaCl 43 Juice 44 Saereth 45 Esso2264 46 GeckoeyGecko 47 Mike 48 Jeffie43 49 Nykonax 50 Spartan 51 NaCl 52 Juice 53 Saereth 54 Enorama 55 Enorama 56 Esso2264 57 GeckoeyGecko 58 Mike 59 Spartan 60 Jeffie43 61 Renomitsu 62 Renomitsu 63 Renomitsu 64 GeckoeyGecko 65 Reindeer Kog 66 Spartan 67 Renomitsu 68 Kinzuu 69 GeckoeyGecko 70 Reindeer Kog 71 Spartan 72 Renomitsu 73 Kinzuu 74 Reindeer Kog 75 Renomitsu 76 Enorama 77 Kinzuu 78 GeckoeyGecko 79 Reindeer Kog 80 Reindeer Kog 81 Reindeer Kog 82 Renomitsu 83 Enorama 84 Kinzuu 85 Reindeer Kog 86 Reindeer Kog 87 Spartan 88 Reindeer Kog 89 Renomitsu 90 Enorama 91 Kinzuu 92 Reindeer Kog 93 GeckoeyGecko 94 Reindeer Kog 95 Reindeer Kog 96 GeckoeyGecko 97 Reindeer Kog 98 Reindeer Kog 99 Renomitsu 100 Renomitsu 101 NaCl 102 NaCl 103 104 105 NaCl 106 107 108 109 110 111 112 113 NaCl 114 115 116 117 NaCl 118 119 120 121 FlamesFanatic 122 FlamesFanatic 123 FlamesFanatic 124 FlamesFanatic 125 FlamesFanatic 126 FlamesFanatic 127 FlamesFanatic 128 FlamesFanatic 129 FlamesFanatic 130 FlamesFanatic Current: -- Entries Thanks to @Enorama for helping with this.

Legendary Halifax 21st player Ariane Leblanc @Horcrux is a pretty high-end earner who doesn't know what to do with her TPE. Help her out by allocating her weekly TPE! Opening bid: $2.00 Minimum raise: $0.50

@MubbleFubbles makes a neat little .gif tracking player TPE totals throughout their careers. He's offering to create one for the draft class of your choosing. Interested in seeing the super-earning of Ryan Kalestic? Or want to watch the horse-race of the epic S73 group? You can! The only restriction is that the class has to be from the portal era. Opening bid: $2.00 Minimum raise: $0.50

Legendary, iconic, irreverent podcast 3 Podcasts Playing At Once (3PPAO) spends over 70% of their recording time ranking things. You get to choose what @rory @hylands and @.sniffuM will rank! This is an S-tier prize that you won't want to miss out on. Opening bid: $2.00 Minimum raise: $0.50

My mom says I have a face for radio. I'll always happily guest-star on your podcast for free, but if you're looking to crank up the production value of your regularly scheduled shows, buy up to 5 intros from me. You give me the topic and I'll make a cool intro, or you can give me a script and I'll read it out in my silky smooth announcer voice. Opening bid: $2.00 Minimum raise: $0.50

The inventor of the podcast, resident new old man, @JardyB10 will either invite you to the Hecking Podcast as a special guest or just ramble on about you for a full segment. Either way, it's a good time. No prior podcasting experience needed, and if you're not comfortable with podcasting, don't worry because he can just talk the entire time anyways. Opening bid: $2.00 Minimum raise: $0.50

Whether you want to share your voice or not, legendary former VSN Radio podcast One and a Half Aussies @Berocka @dasboot will make a podcast segment with or about you. I can tell you from experience, this is a lot of fun. Since the show peters out every few months, this could be a rare opportunity to hang out live with these two clowns! Opening bid: $2.00 Minimum raise: $0.50

Want to moderate a mod? Give @Dil a silly forum and/or Discord name for one month. We're just happy that he'll be allowed to talk in Discord this January Opening bid: $2.00 Minimum raise: $0.50

Wanna mess with @Beavisseven more than usual? Change his forum and/or Discord username to whatever you want for one month. Opening bid: $2.00 Minimum raise: $0.50

This guy... if you don't want a point task from him, how about just messing with his profile? Change his forum and/or discord name to whatever you want for one month. @Ricer13 Opening bid: $2.00 Minimum raise: $0.50

Frig he's generous eh? Another entry by @Ricer13 allows you to either participate in the creation of a Media Spot or a Podcast about the topic of your choosing. Opening bid: $2.00 Minimum raise: $0.50

Our local Clue fanatic @Shindigs wants you to become the newest spokesperson for Clue Glue™. It will include 3 graphics with the render of your choice, as well as a lifetime supply of the tastiest, most aromatic glue on either side of the Atlantic. Opening bid: $2.00 Minimum raise: $0.50

Literally professional VHL writer @Alex_J32 is offering to write a VSN piece about your player or your topic of choosing. Expect some numbers and data and thorough analysis and a lot of really strong writing. Opening bid: $2.00 Minimum raise: $0.50

Excellent word-maker@Ledge is offering to write an article about your player or your topic of choice. Opening bid: $2.00 Minimum raise: $0.50

Former VSN Editor-in-Chief @Doomsdayis a legendary wordsmith. He's offering to write a media spot about your player or the topic of your choice. You won't be disappointed! Opening bid: $2.00 Minimum raise: $0.50

Fantastic writer and epic voice actor @FrostBeard is offering to write a (preferably fantasty-based) article about your player, followed up with a magically dramatic reading of the article. You choose the topic, he makes it happen! Opening bid: $2.00 Minimum raise: $0.50