MubbleFubbles

Not to be confused with The Board Game Clue Junior Review - With Skates On There's incredibly few instances of someone being able to enter a new field already regarded as "Legendary" and "A Master of Its Craft" but that’s exactly the high praise that The Board Game Clue With Skates On is receiving heading into its formative VHLM season, it just isn’t for anything to do with its upcoming, potentially disastrous hockey career. The Board Game Clue With Skates On doesn’t like to share many details about its history because it is a board game attached to the top of a pair of ice skates, but we did some digging and found out the history behind the object that is absolutely unprepared to set the VHL by storm. It’s unclear as to how old this version of Clue that has skates on is, but the game itself was invented in war-time Britain, which means it is getting on for nearly 80 years old! However, there’s no doubt this version of Clue that has skates on is a much more recent version, given that this version is one not completely crumbling to pieces and two is adorned with the current Hasbro logo, meaning it has been made within the last twelve years. The skates it is attached to though are Bauer Vapor Hyperlites. Why such expensive skates have been attached to a board game is anyone’s guess but the fact of the matter is making up for its lack of feet with some state of the art footgear. The Board Game Clue With Skates On set its non-existent feet on the ice for the first time just thirty minutes ago and many were amazed at how calm and composed it looked as it glid (glided? glode? I don't know...) towards center ice for the face-off, stick hastily attached on its side by the event planners. However, just seconds in, it became clear that The Board Game Clue With Skates On has a lot of work to do if it has any plans of sticking around in the minor leagues, let alone compete at a major level, although it doesn’t actually have any plans because it is a board game with skates attached to it. It goes without saying that any minor league GM looking at The Board Game Clue With Skates On as a potential pick in the draft is taking one hell of a big risk.

The Board Game Clue On Skates (which is literally just the board game Clue attached on top of some ice skates not some really weird name given by some horrible parents) had it’s first open training session out on the ice today after mysteriously appearing on the list of eligible draftees in the upcoming minor league draft. While many can’t quite understand why a board game is being given as much time and analysis as say a young player who has been training his or her entire life for this moment, rules are rules and The Board Game Clue On Skates was given the appropriate amount of open practice time given to potential draftees. While many scouts decided not to take notes on the general hockey performance of what is essentially a small cardboard box masquerading as a hockey player, the few that did left predictably scathing reviews of the $20 board game available in most major retailers sans ice skates. But we aren’t here to harp on those negatives, we are here to turn those frowns upside-down and look and turn those negatives into positives! They say its slow, but we say it has a great engine! Yes, the scouts like us saw The Board Game Clue On Skates move at a predictably glacial speed, and that was in the few moments when it wasn’t just resting itself against a wall. But let’s face it, The Board Game Clue On Skates could have kept playing at its peak performance forever if we let it. How many hockey players can you name that could get out there on the ice and keep up the same level of play for thirty minutes, let alone a full day! The VHL season is long and, when the coach is looking at the tired legs around the locker room on the home stretch, they’re going to be so thankful to have a player without legs to keep the energy going! They say it can’t shoot, but we say its consistent! Those just looking to take the negatives from The Board Game Clue On Skates’ open practice will tell you that it failed miserably in shooting drills and the result of zero goals is proof of that. Ok, yes it had no goals but at the same time The Board Game Clue On Skates also had no shots, meaning it recorded an equal amount of shots than it did goals. For any other hockey player out there, this would be seen as phenomenal! A goal for every shot you say? Well that’s the first overall draft pick incoming! But because it’s a “Board Game” (and I presume all board games would be under this same prejudice, not sure about Twister though), that same logic somehow doesn’t apply? Utter drivel! So there you go, take THAT naysayers! Put the appropriate amount of respect on The Board Game Clue On Skates’ name please, both as a hockey player and as an entertainment factory for 3-6 players that will test your detective prowess to the fullest!

Oh I will! But with what weapon <div class="flourish-embed flourish-bar-chart-race" data-src="visualisation/7809707"><script src="https://public.flourish.studio/resources/embed.js"></script></div>

Thanks, I am going to get discord soon to give it a look! <div class="flourish-embed flourish-bar-chart-race" data-src="visualisation/7809707"><script src="https://public.flourish.studio/resources/embed.js"></script></div>

Thanks, I did a Player Card for myself but I'm not very good

1. Which season was your first in the VHL? - The Board Game Clue On Skates does not respond to the question as it is a Board Game, but this will be it's first season in the league. 2. Which season was your best? Why? - The Board Game Clue On Skates has no answer for the question, some speculate it's because it's a Board Game, but it's more likely that it's because it cannot answer the question at this time 3. Which season did you win the most trophies (team or individual)? What are the name of the trophies? - The Board Game Clue On Skates doesn't like to brag about it's achievements, but it has won countless trophies off the ice including being regarded as a "Classic Detective Game". 4. How many season your first player took to go in the VHL? What did you do to accomplished that? - It is apparent that The Board Game Clue on Skates has no intention of answering your question, potentially because it does not want to give away it's secret training regime. 5. What is your favorite name you saw in the VHL as of right now? - The Board Game Clue on Skates takes a long pause, maybe running through all the names to see if it can think of the best name in the VHL, but the Press Conference host asks for another question before The Board Game Clue On Skates can give an answer. 6. Would you like to have a managment role (VHL commissioner, VHLM commissioner, GM, AGM, etc.)? If yes, which one? - The Board Game Clue On Skates sits motionless at the Press Conference Table, seeming to indicate it is perfectly content in it's current role.

With the Minor League Draft on the horizon comes the usual buzz surrounding the top young prospects in the game and their new potential teams but there will be a first (Or not? If there’s been another beforehand then I like the cut of this league’s jib) time occurrence in the draft of a Board Game, more specifically the Board Game Clue. While there have been many rumours as to quite how a Board Game (especially Clue) managed to make it’s way onto a draft sheet (some say it was hackers with a bone to pick with the league, others say it was an accidental error by admin who thought it was a good idea to search for Christmas Presents at the same time as he was producing an up-to-date copy of the draft list), it sounds like at least you’ll know exactly where Professor Plum and his trusty lead pipe will be and that’s on the ice for this upcoming season of hockey.

Player Information Username: MubbleFubbles Player Name: The Board Game Clue On Skates Recruited From: Reddit Age: 50 Position: C Height: 65 in. Weight: 140 lbs. Birthplace: United States of America Player Page @VHLM GM