Greasy Gary

1. Welcome to Houston lads! glad to have such a full roster and I'm excited to see what we can do 2. Not to sound cocky but given LaClapbomb has the second highest TPA on the team I should hope he's on the first D line. 3. LaClapbomb recently resigned with the D.C. Dragons so hopefully he's in their future plans but I would expect another 2-3 seasons before he's VHL caliber. 4. Our team looks deadly this year id say my prediction is 7-1-2. 5. Saw a video of a football team going to the amusement park, looks like a great time with the boys. 6. Favourite team is the Leafs unfortunately. Xhekaj is my favourite player fs though.

1. Welcome to the team jacobcarson877! I'm hyped for this season and I'm excited to have your on board 2. Its a shame to see the VHLE go however I think that increasing the TPE cap will create some more interesting dynamics and could lead to some fun games. 3. LaClapbomb has lead the league in Hits and PIM the past 2 seasons so Im hoping he can keep the grit while being a little more dangerous offensively. 4. I usually spend time with friends in my free time, going out to the bars, getting up to shenanigans. Y'know the usual boys being boys. 5. Break Stuff - Limp Bizkit on repeat, full volume. 6. I dont have any questions so far. I cant wait for this season and to see how LaClapbomb plays with the all the TPE I've been unable to spend till now.

1. I like it, I don't think I'd make any changes 2. What's your favorite pre-game tradition? Beer 3. American-Chinese food AH HAH 4. San Diego drafted me so ill always have a soft spot for them. 5. I heard Spartan doesn't shower and Gustav is chill like that. 6. I'd choose whatever the hell is on the Buc-ee's Logo

1. Hell yeah! Can’t wait to see the fresh faces and new weapons to help make a push. 2. I think we have a great chance at the Cup, we have a good core and I believe in the team. 3. I don’t think I’ll be seeing you but I hope you win the silver behind Canada 4. My favourite place to visit ever was Rome such a beautiful city and so much history and culture. 10/10 5. Unfortunately I’m a Leafs fan, I started supporting them because I live near Toronto however I was naive and unaware of the mistake I made. 6. Not anymore but I’ve played Soccer and HS Football and 1 season of slow-pitch softball

1. Welcome Twists great to have you on board! 2. I think generally just improving LaClapbombs stats is my plan he plays as a physical defenceman so I'm gonna keep him on that path. 3. NOT enforced enough?? I think the refs should stop turning the NHL into soccer and let the boys play. 4. I've always wanted to go on a European trip, rent a car in Scotland, drive across the channel, and spend a few days in as many different places as possible. 5. Lets be honest its gonna be McDavid... 6. I would have to say cake, its a basic answer but it is the definitive celebration food to me.

Happy Cakes and Candles VHL

1. Shame to be out so early but that's how she goes. For all of you departing thanks for a great season and I hope to see you again. 2. Thank you to AJ and Vice you guys did a fantastic job. I dont think I will as my life is too busy a the moment to add another responsibility to my plate. 3. Toronto didn't do too bad in FA couple nice defencemen but nothing crazy. 4. Just work 5. All good from me 6. I had a slushie after working in the heat all day... that thing felt like I injected ice water straight into my veins

1. I think it will be another season in the VHLM for LaClapbomb to reach the 200 TPE mark. 2. The playoff beard is a symbol of the playoffs for me. 3. The Leafs had a solid start, Chris Tanev, Hakanpaa, OEL, and Stolarz are all solid players but nothing crazy. 4. Hell yeah, I would go even if the world was ending 5. No worries about the late press conf, life happens. 6. Pineapple is a fantastic fruit, one of my favourites perhaps, but... take it OFF MY PIZZA.

1. The team is looking great! Forward depth is great but I think defence is a big part of the playoffs so making sure our roster is equally deep is very important. 2. For all the rookies, be social, complete as many TPE tasks as possible and have fun! 3. NY v Dallas all the way. 4. I've never tried fantasy tasks but I'd be willing to give it a try. 5. Summer is the best season fs, I'll be working mostly but ill try to enjoy it as much as possible. 6. My weekend was good, caught up on sleep and ran some errands.

LaClapbomb Hitstick IV +10

1. How would Houston have done if we had advanced? Better than Ottawa that's certain. 2.It was an okay playoffs for LaClapbomb however there were some flashes of future success 3. I have the Rangers that team is too stacked to lose imo 4. LaClapbomb will play in the JST then he's going to his cryostasis chamber to hibernate until training camp. 5. $10 gazillion??? do we look like amateurs, $50 gazillion minimum! 6. Cardio?! I don't do that. But, if I had to choose I would say running while you're hammered is an experience. I highly suggest it.

1. I think we are undoubtedly the hottest team in the league right now, with this momentum we own the West 100%. 2. Although I went through a slow start with San Diego my first season has been a blast. I think Houston has been great to play for, great community with lots of help and some funny characters. 3. My favourite moment was being traded honestly, It really made me feel like part of the league not just another random player. Of course winning the cup would top it all. 4. Shoutout to everyone on the team for a great season but my vote goes to Benson, buddy's been an absolute brick wall in net. 5. Planning the Leafs parade right now. 6. Im a big sports fan, F1, NFL, MLB I watch it all

1. I think Konstyantyn is a fantastic addition, adding another weapon to our arsenal. Cant wait to see how he does! 2. First of all, congrats Cuffy. I'll bring you the joy of watching me drunkenly doing my best Cha Cha Slide. 3. I cant wait to play Vegas they're a great team and... who am I kidding BULLS IN 4 BABY! Playing Phily would be a nice start, they've got very little depth so I think it would be a straightforward first round. 4. My roommates are moving away for the summer so I'm a little bummed out, but my birthday is in July and ill be old enough to go out to the bar so should be a fun time. 5. AJ I'm getting in that ship with you, I'm tryna find some cool aliens. 6. its exam week for me, nothing but school for 1 more week.

1. I cant say im angry with my stats so far, lots of hits and blocked shots, changing that - to a + would be my biggest concern right now 2. Its great fun, love the community and I really enjoy being a part of this team 3. Planning the Leaf's parade right now 4. I think our team has some great players but I really think Ender has been a big contributor on the PP and dishing out some great assists in big moments 5. Im really enjoying playing for the Marlins, great community and I'm very grateful for the opportunity. 6. I think Hunter is my choice for most goals without a doubt, lucky to have a shooter like him on our team

Player Information Username: Greasy Gary Player Name: LaClapbomb Hitstick IV Recruited From: YouTube Age: 18 Position: D Height: 78 in. Weight: 225 lbs. Birthplace: Canada Player Page @VHLM GM