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The Chicago phoenix after coming off of a slightly disappointing playoff run are ready and excited to begin the new season led by their coach Badcolethetitan and their star player Francesco Mancini. What the league isn't aware of however is the talent hidden below the surface in the minor leagues for the Chicago Phoenix. Of course everyone should recognize Lightning Mcsnipe as the most exciting player the league has ever seen and he is ready to dominate in the VHL as soon as possible. However he must wait at least 1 more season in the VHLM/VHLE before he can be called up to play with Francesco and the amazing Chicago Phoenix. Although this is a shot in the gut for the Phoenix there are a ton of bright spots for them as well which would be their depth players on the team such as Dank Turtle, Joshua Schwarzer, Legacy gaming and many more star players the Chicago Phoenix will rely on this season. But I don't believe that the Phoenix will be done there as they will be making a HUGE trade soon. I would try to trade for a very big star forward using all of our draft capital because I believe the cup is right in their grasps and they just need that 1 big player to do so. This all sounds great but there are still some issues that must be solved for the Chicago Phoenix to rise above all the other teams. My first issue with this team is that our goaltending is pretty lackluster and we need to draft a goalie high in our draft picks (assuming we don't trade them) that can lead this franchise to greatness alongside Lightning Mcsnipe and the other Chicago Phoenix members. The second issue with this team is the lack of depth currently as although they have the best rookie in the Vhlm Lightning Mcsnipe that will not be good enough for the later seasons to come as they need more depth forwards and defensemen to go along side Mcsnipe especially when all the big guns decide to hang em up. And finally the most important issue of them all would have to be our horid defense. The Chicago Phoenix may as well be playing a 5 on 3 every game with the lack of defenders they have as they simply cannot manage. One big piece of evidence for this is star defensemen Karol Lamb had a whopping -6 for his 7 games played in the playoffs which is horrid for a series like this is Darnell Nurse type numbers. It may appear that my critique to the Chicago Phoenix may come off as harsh or rude but I want this franchise to achieve greatness ASAP and all the points and reasonings to why this team will be great or what they need to work on in the future is going to help this franchise move forward to pursuit the one thing every hockey player treasures deeply. The Stanley cup (and a big contract to feed the families with). 511 words

1. By the way things are going i would say Seattle. 2. Hanging out with friends its just the best especially with school done. 3. Well I haven't been called up yet but Mcsnipe is very successful in the training room and the Minor leagues. 4. NA ontop we are the best conf 100% 5. Toronto is the goat and mooner owns that team so yeah them. 6. Not specifically 7. JAKE DEBRUSK MY GLORIOUS KING

1. Im coming back for one last run I want my chance to show the league what Mcsnipe is all about. 2. Before every game I will stick my head in the shower and use very hot water to wash away all my thoughts. 3. Jake Debrusk which I am VERY happy with. 4. I would go to the vancouver canuck parade if the world was ending so yes I would. 5. you are fine do not fear 6. Banana is NOT a berry it just feel too wrong to be called a berry.

1. WE ENDING UP NUMBER 1 BEST TEAM AROUND 2. Nah barkov sadly clears they will win in 7 or 6 3. My player has been tearing it up in the VHL and I can tell Mcsnipe will retain goat status in the big leagues 4. Sadly not but I will hopefully be eating at cactus club that place slaps. 5. Vancouver probably they are beasts under the radar. 6. Bobrovski hasnt been making as many big saves but he will get back to normal I know it.

Lightning Mcsnipe +10

1. Doomsday guy ive seen him play and he is dropping a ton this season 2. Every single player that isn't on the Chicago Phoenix is not standing a chance against us especially Kenamatic that guy is cooked. 3. Lilpfighter is that guy may be a very bad player but sometimes he has his moments and I expect lots from him. 4. Leon Draisaitl if he gets past dallas probably I think he been popping off even tho i hate Edmonton 5. Eating and watching hockey usually 6. Toronto as I know a few of there guys and it will be a fire match 7. The Utah Outlaws goes very hard 8. Rap and rock the best

1. I would say the team is looking fire right now we gonna get 1st place trust the process. 2. As its my second season I love the lockeroom and I am very excited for this team and to see how we do on the ice 3. PANTHERS vs STARS 100% 4. Never tried them but I may consider 5. Probably get a summer job and just relax before I begin my last year in highschool which should be fun 6. Very chill as I had a few tests beforehand but now that I did them I can relax a bit before my finals soon.

1. 13 wins probably I think we gonna have a strong finish. 2. I usually place my stick inside a bucket of ice to get the tip colder just a very important superstition. 3. Got to be the stick too hot from Ovechkin. 4. Probably last but you never know what miracle can happen. 5. Uh I'm not sure yet maybe but probably not. 6. Pick up draft picks, move out some of the big guns this team has for a strong rebuild. Mcsnipe has lots of value to serve on another team

1. I am very happy to be on san diego. I accepted a contract that was given to me to go here because I can save this team 2. I would add Badcolethetitan to my team we are in dire need of a carry like him. 3. He isn't quite Lightning Mcsnipe but he will end with a solid 25 4. Yeah I approve of the moves you have made so far. Getting Mcsnipe was truly a game changer. 5. Slapshot goated movie. 6. I think by next season Mcsnipe will have earned his rightfull spot as captain. Or Ray stanton dude is a stud.

Player Information Username: Langostine Player Name: Lightning Mcsnipe Recruited From: Member (Friends told me about this) Age: 21 Position: C Height: 74 in. Weight: 207 lbs. Birthplace: Canada Player Page @VHLM GM