Xhekajsleftankle

1. Competitive Canadian national anthem singer 2. The Ottawa lynx 3. fighting 4. Skating, I would play in the nhl, if I truly mastered it, i would be the best skater in the world, and without any other skills, the sheer speed and agility alone would be enough to play in the nhl. 5. A lake monster in the depths 6. yea I'd do it, at the cost of my sense of morality.

Today I am insulting all the teams logos and ranking them. but it is not in order of 1-10 it is in a very convoluted way and the only hints is the writing I have done about them. feel free to guess the order or don't. Philidalphia Reapers Now into the sub par ones (HAHA this is the start for all of you), despite being middle of the pack, everything below this is bad in my opinion, this one sticks out along with the previous one as one of the best of the worst. Ottawa Lynx Good team, I was sad when I didn’t get taken back after my rookie campaign. I have like nothing to say though, it's so just okay I am stunned, nothing bad but also like no redeeming qualities, it just is. I would like to see more risk in a logo, so I can insult it better. Saskatoon Wild You stole their name, why not steal their logo, seriously this is awful. Just go grab the Minnesota wild one or something, wtf. Yea this one is last you can know that much. But you probably could have guessed that before even opening the forum post. Mexico City Kings Is he wearing a scarf on the outside of armor? Does that even help? Wouldn’t you want it on the inside if it’s really cold? Or is it just a flamboyant stylish king, slay ig. HOUSTON BULLS Meh too much testosterone. Are you like okay? I mean the lighting, the fire, the text falling on your head, the abnormally human teeth. What crazy scientist did these experiments on you? Do I need to report animal cruelty? San Diego Marlins Now we are well on our way to awful town. I totally don’t hold any personal vendettas… THEY TRADED ME FOR LESS THAN A FUTURE HALL OF FAMER THAT'S JUST INSULTING. Good gming on Lucy's part. Halifax 21st No personal qualms with the team, long time member, tho none of that is irrelevant as this list is not biased at all. Anyways amazing team, amazing captain, lame logo. It's just so plain, there's no risk and no reward, I would like too see more background and more with the life ring, just make it more real. Las Vegas Aces SO MANY QUESTIONS, like why the diamond and the arrow and the spade. Like one of them okay, add hearts and clubs okay. BUT JUST TWO OF THEM AND A RANDOM ARROW??? Or is the diamond a folded playing card, BUT STILL WHY THE ARROW??? So confusing when you actually look at it absolutely could use a little makeover. Mississagua Hounds I just feel bad for the other dogs, having this as a mascot for a hockey team. That just looks bad for dogs as a whole. I genuinely feel bad. My dog is asking me for emotional reparations. He learned English just to express his disapproval. You guys are a searching breed, how about you search for a new logo? Miami Marauders AMAZING LOGO PIRATES ARE AWESOME. But does this mean he was pierced by the wrong side of a mini anchor? How does that even happen???? Where’d the rest of the skeleton go. Is the hat covering an exit wound? Why is there red on the inside, he’s clearly long dead. So many questions and so few answers.

Xhekajs Middletoe Suffers immensely with insomnia, the narrators said, well humming to the beat of twinkle twinkle little star. The Crazed captain Xhekajs Middletoe thought to himself how he COULD NEVER SLEEP and only managed 5 hrs of sleep a night making his performance far from match his immensely good skills. “Ex Halifax Gm and Current Malamo Gm, LucyXpher, truly believes in his potential going out of her way to trade for said future hall of famer.” - Said the genius anonymous godlike being (all likelihood it is Xhekajs Middletoe immensely under stating himself). LucyXpher said once “Xhekajs Middletoe lack of point production is more than likely due to his chronic sleep deprivation”. A second godlike being that sounded oddly similar to the first, reported that Xhekajs middletoe was seen MEDITATING???? It is believed that these reports are in fact true, said the news reporter on a never seen before broadcast, who was for some reason singing the news to the tune of The Wheels on the Bus go Round and Round. Xhekajs MIddle toe was watching the reporter reporting about the reporter singing to the tune of Wheel on the Bus go Round and Round, whilst he should have been upset that he was being watched so closely he was more mad that they reported it as Wheels on the Bus go Round and Round and not twinkle twinkle little star, like THEY ORIGINALLY DID WHAT THE FUCK. At this point the totally stable Xhekajs Middletoe whilst watching the late night Newsception, got up and tried meditating prior to trying to sleep. The Meditation worked, said the creep in the closet pretending to be the narrator. The beauty Middletoe paid no mind to the creep as he was too relaxed to be bothered by such a hooligan. The hooligan later reported to the media that Xhekajs Middletoe was practicing Bi-phasic sleep. What a nerd. This Bi-phasic sleeping pattern seems to be working as the news reported that Xhekajs middletoe was waking up far more energized than ever before, reported the reporter who generally reported the reporter strangely not reporting the reporter, and just doing first hand reporting. That's strange though the neighbor watching Xhekajs Middletoe watched the news, which was only one news and only reported once. Xhekajs Middletoe was so focused solely on his hockey skills that he didn’t even notice the preposterous thing of newsception un-ceptioning said the news anchor of the normal not-ception news ironically and inadvertently doing newsception whilst reporting on Xhekajs Middletoe. The mailman noticed a tree uprooted, it's not relevant to anything but he did notice it. BUT the mailman also noticed a Cat climbing in through a window of the neighbor's house, also not relevant at all, it was the neighbors cat. Xhekajs Middletoe looked out the window at the Mailman inconveniently not delivering mail and thought wow, that's inconvenient, as Xhekajs Middletoe continued to not practice hockey. The news reported this, somehow understanding Xhekajs Middletoes own thought???? He thought wow that's creepy, but I probably should stop doing everything I don’t need too, and start doing things I need too. What is really the purpose of doing everything that doesn’t matter when there is so much in front of him that he could actually work on, so much for him to improve on, so much potential for such a powerful character. Newsception went off the air, realizing that reporting about something already reported is inherently pointless, especially when the only viewer is the only person who actually lived what's being reported. The two god-like beings randomly disappeared and were never heard from again, and finally the neighbor moved, realizing his whole purpose of just being a watcher, to simply just experience someone else's life wasn’t enough for him. Then Xhekajs Middletoe woke up, really weirdly looked at a wall and said, “Back to you charles” Who the fuck is charles thought the creep in the closet… Yea he was real. And arrested as he unknowingly said that out loud. Xhekajs Middletoe has yet to go a day without meditating or sleeping bi-phasicly, and since he’s made these lifestyle changes, he hasn’t gone a single sim without a point… Hypothetically.

+10 Xhekajs middletoe

1) Lucy had an incredible impact on me and all of Halifax, SHE CONVINCED ME TO OPEN FORUMS I HATE OPENING FORUMS AND NOW HERE I AM DOING IT AGAIN WTF!??! But the showing of her great impact on Halifax is yet to come. The dynasty that was built by Lucy shall be Championed by a different gm. It's sad she didn't get to see the fruits of her labor, but I have no doubt she can replicate the success she would've had with Halifax in Malmo. BEST OF LUCK LUCY!!! 2) yes he is going to dominate pro-am because thats what he do. 3) Impressing me definitely Xhekaj, nobody has that beautiful facial structure and is just not impressive yk? Disappoiinting, Definitely Jason Robertson, not because he's not hot, just so statistically disappointing his beauty can't make up for it. 4) California Golden Seals 5) champion 6) A break from school, and getting more sleep, and cookies, and pie, and family, and friends, and sleep, and sleep, and sleep, and sleep, and sleep, and sleep, and sleep, and sleep, and sleep, and hockey, but yea mostly sleep.

1. AM A NEW PLAYER, but most certainly bone breaker this Middletoe could learn and teach some things about how to throw some devastating hits and I think bone-breaker and I can really feed of each others knowledge and energy. 2 Amazing am the captaincy. Truly a great leader and personally only mildly self obsessed, I think the sheer confidence will be healthy for the locker room. Being a player who does the bare minimum when it comes to earning tpe, but still being active in the locker room, gives me the potential to maybe have more longevity and therefore impact on the team, during my reign as the all mighty holder of captaincy. This is potentially my greatest life achievement, I feel almost fulfilled. This may be the complete and only reason we win the cup this year, when we win the cup, in my very humble opinion. Which by the way you may disagree with but I am the middletoe of the ever powerful god xhekaj, so like do so at your own risk. But also yea this is a great decision for the club and organization as a whole and stuff I am ready and prepared to lead this elite team to an elite position as an elite 2nd and 4th line right winger with elite aspirations for an elite cup as an elite organization with an elite gm and elite teammates and an elite president frog, and most importantly of all a lotttt of poutine. P.S. ignore the leadership stat. 3. I'm guessing 45. What a short question? 4. Apparently goals according to the last question. But if it were tracked illegal hits to the head. 5. The Xhekaj's, good luck for the team, and strikes fears into the eyes of everyone (especially senators fans). 6. What a dumb question, would revolting like Torterella get me suspended? I think big hits are the biggest part of the game and a good fight keeps everybody more respectful to each other on the ice. The players need to be able to police the game when the refs fail to. Like every single penalty they have given me this year. THOSE REALLY HEAT ME UP, get me going make me and the team take that next step and find that next level. We may not go undefeated in the regular season, but that is what will carry us through the playoffs AND BRING THE CUP TO HALIFAX.

1. I've never been asked something as a team, although I can imagine this is far more personal. So for me preferable. 2. I like Arber Xhekaj and toes 3. Again I like Arber Xhekaj, but this one is because I was told "don't make a swear your name" - sadie 4. I don't remember which country I chose tbh, but I remember it being because it sounded cool. 5. Yes and no I didn't care about weight or height so I made it mine. But for Age I really wanted to put 1007 years old but I wasnt allowed to 6. Xhekajs pinkytoe

she recruited me and stuff

Player Information Username: Xhekajsleftankle Player Name: Xhekajs middletoe Recruited From: Member (sadie) Age: 18 Position: RW Height: 72 in. Weight: 160 lbs. Birthplace: Tuvalu Player Page @VHLM GM