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  1. Transaction Id: 412604613U370190A 1 Mill 5 Uncapped Tpes Doubles week
  2. Arbakin Xhekwalker is a disgruntled ex-jedi fueled by his passionate anger. Splitting time between being a Sith lord and being a hockey player, he is known to be the most aggressive in everything he does. He is known to be pure raw and uncontrolled power, and agent of complete chaos destroying anything he wishes, with his short sighted and poor thought out plans frequently resulting in his own demise. But people maintain their faith in him for no other reason then because the power he has. They falsely believe he can become something good despite the problems his lack of control has caused. The lack of control is accentuated by the fact that he believes it is expected of him, so he struggles to change believing he has to be a certain person for the team and for the people around him. Despite most everybody believing the person he wants to be would be significantly better for the everybody. A merciless man unforgiving and unapologetic, he will destroy anybody who gets in his way, with his beautiful hockey stick light saber. Thank you for listening to this edition of into the xhekaj verse. I hope you enjoyed!
  3. 1. Definitely Malmo 2. Ofc he is the offseason goat 3. Cup, just like this year. 4. That grape is stuck there 5. Against grape at least 100 per game, everyone else meh around 2 points per game. 6. Definitely rigged against the habs.
  4. 1. Definitely better more time for poutine 2. Malmo, duh we had the wins record im pretty sure 3. DUh the habs who just lost but thats okay, we just didnt want to embarrass the old man 4. definitely Malmo they will replace the winner of the leafs senators series, as neither of them deserve any playoff success 5. Lead the league in scoring but score every point in one singe game, 80 point period coming up. 10. The last of us, it is so good, and so sad. but so good
  5. Xhekty Dumpty sat on a wall, on top of a mall, that was far from small, he looked out upon Montreal as his attention was drawn by a brawl, he almost fell, but ended up swell, he feared hearing a knell, from his funeral personnel as he could foretell, he'd go straight to hell, He stayed on this wall on top of this mall, and recalled his choices this brush with death and his history with meth, caused him to count his breath, his career was rising, as his health was declining, and length fell into question, he thought in depth, and told someone to fuck off, he was in a bad mood, he was rather rude, an altercation ensued, that whom was to fuckoff was subdued, but his anger pursued, they cursed each other to hell, and then they fell, from the wall, atop the mall, the drop was far from small, the two could barely crawl, mostly they just bawled, as they laid sprawled, it was not long before help was called, but the help was appalled, as they could never recall, such a situation as dire before. They tried their hardest, but not even all the lucky stardust could help, as this was the harshest, nothing could save them, so it was time to harvest. (not cannibalism most likely but the accounts are vague)
  6. 1. definitely 0 I still am holding out hope for the win record 2. Black market poutine dealer 4. toes stomped on I think its hidden deep in the depths of the stats but I def lead it 5. I am a canadiens fan so uhh duh canadiens beat all the teams so badly they forfeit in 2 in every series, except the finals they forfeit in 3 9. extra lengthy f1 car that fits the whole team 10. Idk but @LucyXpher should try it
  7. Xhekifer, the Xhekvil, the xhekelzebub, the Xhek of lies, Xhekstopholes. Xhekifer goes by many names, really he is the fallen angle originally named Xhekael before falling. With beautiful wings and a mischievous tendency. He's like Brendan Gallagher if he was the size of Zdeno Chara. So like a huge ass, but also you all love him anyway, especially when on your team. Xhekifer is the ultimate teammate and the first to drop the gloves. Though watch out if you're fighting him, he still has that angelic strength, and the wings if he really needs them. Though he can be largely misunderstood, his assness, is mostly because that's how he believes people perceive him, therefore acting that way, then being percieved that way then further perpetuating the views toward him and the actions he does. It is too bad, because when not being an ass he is an extremely good player. Putting up 4 consecutive 45 goal seasons. Thanks for listening to this edition of xhek into the xhekaj verse. I hope you enjoyed this xhek, it is based on the graphic I made like a week or two or three ago, not really sure when tbh.
  8. Incentive = Forced to? and you argued that the removal of the 6 tpe wouldnt be a big deal, but it is simultaneously a "strong incentive"? You really just don't have to do it if you don't want. I think it is really just a way to have an event and drive engagement, along with get some topical posts in, I feel like just not following that isn't really a big deal, and it's not like you'd be punished you just wouldn't be rewarded.
  9. 1. moved a muscle 2. Fall out 3. a top hat with a hockey jersey extended into a dress with skin tight shorts over top a pair of khakis underneath said dress 4. Just a whole gallon of maple syrup 5. Another 2 islands and a volcano 8. stop time probably, Id be too worried about the repercussions if I time traveled.
  10. Kirb Review: 10/10, Love the healthy Olli thats always fantastic, we love Olli so much I hope he gets the best of surgery and gets better really quickly! Also such a beautiful kirb gif, adds a lot of personality to the post. I really love it definitely very kirb of you. Regarding your points in the VHL, can you give me some? I would really like to win the roty, I forget the actualy name but that. This is very well done and I super love ramblings! Rambling is so much fun. WELL WRITTEN KIRBITHAN!!!!
  11. Xhek Mcqueen is xhekaj if he was born into the Cars universe obviously he would be the goat and would be born into the body of lightning mcqueen. Xhek Mcqueen still maintains his playing of hockey non despite being a car. Scoring 97 goals last season and winning the piston cup, his 7th piston cup of his career. A true multi sport athlete, a versatile player who refuses to be anything less then the best. He has won 5 stanley cups too, leading his team in every single category during those cups. Xhek mcqueen is regarded as the undisputed goat of both hockey and racing, a truly magnificent car. Despite the seeming problem of being a car on ice, he is known for his insane tire work, having impeccable control of his speed and direction on the ice, and on the road too. As any good xhek he is also known for being extremely physical, and some how coming out with no dents! A truly magnificent feat. Thanks for reading this edition of xhek into the xhekaj verse! Ik this one is very random but it popped into my mind and I thought fuck it why not.
  12. what team does the guy even want to be on
  13. It was a very much a random thought that came to my mind. But I did it anyway because why not
  14. 9. Ajs Pressers 3. Tsezar 5. Canadiens 2. Poutine 6. Defenseman so he can have more run up space to hit someone 10. dog
  15. THANK YOU KIRBYS IT LOOKS BEAUTIFUL
  16. Welcome to the original Xhekajs middle appendage (not the cock), the universal twin brother of the middle toe, far more similar then the other universal xhek siblings, on the account they were born in the exact same way, same time and by the same family and with no normalities. However the major difference being that when the xhekmother got up she didnt stub her toe, insteadshe stubbed her middle finger on the air when she was flipping off the child that was crying next to her. Reasonable reaction tbh. As stated before xhekajs middle toe and xhekajs middle finger are incredibly similar, however that one difference in name did change a lot. Xhekajs middle finger was a notably bad influence on the children around him because he had an impusle to show his last name instead of say it which ofc was bad for appearance around children. But aside from that they are remarkably similar, even have the same hair style that they have had since birth. Both born with a full head of hair and it hasnt been cut nor has it grown since. Thanks for listening to this edition of of Xhek into the xhekaj verse.
  17. 1. I dont super care I like the cold of winter but the activities of summer 2. My birthday 3. not particularly smelly, but it triggers my allergies 4. dandelions, one by my own heart, weeds but beautiful 8. middletoe playing 59:59 mins a night 9. good to start then awful
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