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Xhekrear the legendary hockey player known for always skating backwards. When he was 2 years old, he fell down awkwardly and became discombobulated and was only ever coordinated when going backwards, he never recovered. But instead of letting that halt his dream of being a lightbulb, wtf kind of dream is that. But he realized that was a stupid dream and was actually impossible, so he worked toward being a hockey player. Later winning the VHLs fastest player competition in his universe DESPITE BEING BACKWARDS THE WHOLE TIME. He is the best defensive defenseman in his league, though he sucks at carrying the puck in onside. Xhekrear is an amazing player who overcame rather unfortunate circumstances to become the fastest back skater in the league, worst forward skater though considering he can't do it without falling over. He looks like a baby giraffe on skates when he does it, it is quite hilarious actually. Xhekrear is an amazing locker room presence too! The captain of every team hes ever played on, and winning best defensive defenseman for 7 consecutive seasons. The great xhekrear is a future hall of famer for his universe. Thank you for listening to the great story of Xhekrear into the Xhekaj-Verse.

1. I am so excited to play for Malmo, I have an excellent outlook for this team! 2. Go on poutine dates, poutine personally imported from Halifax by Xhekajs Middletoe 4. I think we will be relatively low, we are certainly a rebuilding team. 6. The people and friends I have made. 7. Arber Xhekaj 10. I'm exchanging it for CAD and then exchanging it back to USD and calling that spending, and then saving it.

Xhekbear, the most fearsome hockey player known to hockey. One of the many Xheks in the Xhekaj-verse. A bear that learned how to play hockey in Alaska, later getting drafted into the VHL of his universe. Though the poor soul who had to tell him he was drafted was eaten alive when he knocked on his den. That was the greatest problem with Xhekbear, he yearned for human flesh. Luckily with some conditioning he became reliable enough not to eat his teammates, though the other team wasn’t so lucky… Early in his career he was suspended from the league after eating 2 whole players and consuming one arm of 4 separate players. That was all in his first career game. After this he was suspended for 2 seasons where he joined the CHL, cannibal hockey league, where he played for the time being. Luckily for the other players in the VHL he lost taste for human flesh after consuming so much in the CHL. When he came in to play in the VHL he was the best enforcer in the league having 209 fights in one season and winning all of them, career ending injuries to 8 of them, and long term injuries to 170 of them. The remaining 31 were okay for the most parts minus the gigantic claw marks. Thank you for this addition of Xhek into the xhekaj-verse.

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1. I think it will be very rough they will be losing star forward Xhektoe and goat goalie Chad Powers, along with many assets, it could be rough, but I am excited to see them hopefully succeed. 2. GOING TO LUCYYYYYY she's very fun. PLUS, I GET PIFFER he's always fun too 3. PRO-AM and worlds prob 4. I'm not really sure, but I have faith in Rory and SMYLS 5. The USA vs. Canada game 6. A soup, its not organized enough to be the other two.

OLLI

I see your banner in your profile, I know you feel a little bad.

Prior to Lucy going to Malmo, I intended to just retire as soon as I got to the VHL, nobody interacted with anybody in the Helsinki and I just rather would've stayed in the VHLM. But once I knew there would be a locker room in the VHL with a GM I knew and loved, I wanted to get there as quick as possible, and I intend to continue this streak of earning to the best of my abilities. I don't know if there is another GM that can provide results as well as she can whilst genuinely giving enjoyment to the players she has. I am here to have fun above all, and I feel like the best way I can do that is with Lucy, I wouldn't want to be with any other GM. Thank you Lucy! I have genuinely found a love for the VHL and it would be a lie to give anybody else a majority of the credit.

Today I am sorting the European conference Logos. They are organized by how much I like the team but have indications of what their actual rank is. Some are hidden behind math, some aren’t hidden at all, and some are kind of obvious but don’t give you any direct answer to what it is. I hope you don’t figure it out, that would be boring. I absolutely plan on doing this with the North American Conference by the way, and no this isn’t stalling so I hit 1000 words… I don’t know what you are talking about, oh it wasn’t actually I have 1167 words! I hope this is really confusing to read, and that you enjoy, but mostly the first one. 52 - 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thats not the whole number it wouldnt fit :( it has 19729 digits Malmo Nighthawks: This is such a beautiful logo I genuinely love everything about this. I don’t have any clue what a nighthawk is but I don’t feel like I need to. This logo explains everything, I just really love it. It’s eye popping but not overly loud. Like I mentioned in the VHLM logo rankings, where the Marlins and Bulls were just too loud. I feel like that would have been easy to do with this logo and It didn’t happen. Just a beautiful, amazing, and well done logo. I don’t even remember if I’m being honest I think like 4, but it has been literally every number from 2 to 8 so flip a coin 3 times, if it is all 3 heads rank it 2, if its heads heads tails rank it 3rd, if its heads tails tails its 4th, if it’s 3 tails its 5th. Or just figure out what the others are that's probably easier. HC Davos Dynamo: I really like this logo. It's very simple I could draw it, but also it has a personality. I won’t lie I had this last to start but every time I look at it it rises, so I am doing it now so I don’t have to keep reorganizing. I love this logo so much, I love the mountains being the main thing, it reminds me of Halifax's logo, but more simple and I really think that adds to it. It’s so simple, but so pretty. I can’t keep writing about it or I will absolutely have to move it up more. Just an incredible logo, basic, and beautiful, plus there's purple and it goes WELL with it, so that gives it more points… Okay I’m moving it up again… Penta Prague Phantoms I feel like this is an uncommon opinion but I think this is a really solid logo. It feels edgy but it looks so good. I love the design of it, the lettering, and the design of it. I am glad it isn't overly bright, I feel like a lot of logos try to do that, and I am glad this logo went out of the norm. It works so well. I love the dark shadowy figure, I love the purple blooming out of its chest, and I love the wings. I really only have one complaint, I wish there were more. I would love to see just a little more of the character. Just a little more, like enough to see its hands, or to see it holding something, or to make it a little more stylish. I am so intrigued with what I see, I want to see more so badly. Extremely solid logo. A NUMBER Moscow Menace I really like this logo a lot, an amazing well trimmed beard and beautiful crown. Just all around a very clean logo. Looks like it would be a hard beard to keep clean though seeing as I can barely see his mouth. This is clearly meant to be a logo that establishes power AND IT DOES, I think an anarchist would bow to this man. So beautiful, very powerful looking, This logo does a team justice, it definitely deserves to be A NUMBER. I kinda want to boop you several times but not like 7 times but also definitely more then 5 times… Is that okay? Warsaw Predators This is a solid logo, really ferocious, very aggressive. Please don't bite. I won’t insult you I promise. It’s a very vibrant logo, with beautiful colors, I really love a lot about it, I am not sure I would even bother changing anything, except maybe the blue highlights on the teeth, but I am not a graphic designer sooo don’t take that from me. It is definitely not bad, but also I can’t put it all that high up, it just has extremely strong competition. 33 - 7,625,597,484,979 London united Just such a boring logo. Like I have no interest in this logo at all, it provides no intrigue at all, I hope I never play for you just because this logo is so boring, it should be last probably but I don’t feel like reorganizing it oh wait I didn’t organize it in the first place, your last. I just kinda want to stop talking about you. I'm falling asleep looking at you. Lucky save you aren’t last, there was a last minute change. Helsinki Titans It’s not even THAT bad, I just feel like amongst the other VHL logos in the European Conference it and London are the clear worst two. I Just don’t like them even close to as much as the other ones. I like the Roman helmet, although I suppose when I think of titans, I think more of the parents of gods. So I guess I'm a little confused about that. I know the word titan is really more about an extremely strong person, intellectually, socially, or physically, which fits the romans well, I just wish it showed more of an important figure than a normal roman soldier. Again not all that titan like. Also just all around a little bit of a bland logo, I feel like changing the figure and showing more of an important figure would fix it. Just dress it up a little you know. three hundred and ninety seven minus three hundred ninety four minus zero minus zero minus zero minus zero minus zero minus zero minus zero minus one minus zero minus zero minus zero minus zero minus zero Riga reign I love this Logo as well, it was a close call between this one and Moscow Menace. The riga reign logo is awesome. It blends so well together, amazingly designed, I love the lion and the crown, just perfect. Along with the one that is A NUMBER this one also establishes power, the king of the jungle, and the crown, it goes so well together. It just looks like it could be holding a staff in its jaws, that's probably the only critique I have. Too bad I have a personal vendetta against them for beating Malmo in the playoffs. BOOOOO. If you didn’t do that you might’ve been A NUMBER, just saying.

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1. Well it is currently split 2-2 I have faith but penalties and out PK have been a large problem 2. Pre game poutine 3. Because Patrick Mahomes lost 4. I only know English so multanimous 5. Jacques Richard, one of the Richard brothers but played for the Nordiques, had a 103 point season and never did anything before or after. Also tried to become a drug kingpin when he retired 6. uhhh no... none of the above. Its an overcomplicated toast. or like if you want me to answer in terms based on what is stated its a sandwich with no top half. Because how tf would it be a soup or a wellington???

So Xhekajs Middletoe is on the way to the VHL next season. After 3 full seasons in the VHLM I finally get to go and play in the VHL. With many ups and downs in my VHLM career, xhekajs middletoe is excited and scared to play in the VHL. My goals in the VHL aren’t overly exciting nor particularly outgoing, I don’t believe I can win any personal hardware nor blast anyone away with any particularly exciting stats. But I do hope to contribute greatly to my team. I want to be the best player I can be, drowning players in my defense, and participating greatly in the offense of my teammates, via takeaways and great passing plays. During the offseason, Xhekajs Middletoe will be greatly altering his game, to better fit into the VHL in his intended way. Hopefully decreasing hits thrown, but Increasing his clean turnovers. In hopes of bettering his discipline, and taking less penalties. Along with spending more of his time on his trademarked defensive game. Some might think the locker room change would be nerve wracking for Xhekajs Middletoe, but no. Xhekajs Middletoe has frequently been seen hanging around the Malmo locker room when not in Halifax. Plus, his history with the GM LucyXpher, brought much comfort to Xhekajs Middletoe in being active with Malmo. Xhekajs Middletoe will miss a lot about the VHLM, despite his excitement for the VHL. He will miss his team which he has captained for two years now. He will miss the interactions with people he grew to enjoy. He will miss the joy of screaming Poutine and passing it as a captaincy speech. He will miss the frequent matchups against rival GM’s he knows. All in all Xhekajs Middletoe should be an excellent player in the VHL, his stats won’t be particularly impressive but his impact will transcend the score sheet. In all hopes, Xhekajs middletoe, will maintain his rate of improvement as he graduates to the VHL. Though based on the conversations that have been had with him, he intends to continue his recent progress to the best of his abilities. He refound a love for the game based on recent personal developments and intends to work hard on becoming the best player he can be. Stating in an interview “I am not somebody you will go out and expect 50 goals from and 110 points, I’m more of the guy you expect to feed those guys those goals, and make sure I keep the puck out of my own net. But don’t get it twisted I am definitely great and I have no intention of letting that slip.” - Xhekajs Middletoe when questioned about the impact he expects to have in the VHL.

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Xhekchild is the mythical creature, unaging being forever 13 years old. But don’t let his youthfulness fool you, he is the real deal. He grew to 6’1 by the time he was 7 and is currently 6’8. Xhekchild got an exemption in his universe to play in the VHL. His physicality was simply too much for the other 13 year olds to match. Being the youngest known player to ever play in a professional league. Despite his youth, he has the wisdom of a 97 year old pre senile, the adaptability and creativity of a child, the strength of a prime 25 year old, and the speed of an immortal deity (he basically is one) that spent the entirety of infinity learning how to skate. Xhekchild has been playing for 72 straight seasons, and hasn’t been below three points per game since his 4th season in the league. This universe has been destroyed by Xhekchild and that universe will end sooner than Xhekchild’s reign of terror.

The legendary Middletoe’s story Is largely unknown, many rumors surround him, and lots of it is legend, some of it is true, and all of it is impressive. Not much is known about Xhekaj’s Middletoe, it is said one day he just walked up to the door of his first GM grape, and in his desperation for players, he accepted him on the spot. From there the Legend of the Toe was born. From here all we have is speculation, nothing is recorded, we will share all we know, but there is little we know. Truthfully the placement of Tuvalu as the home country of Xhekajs Middletoe was just a guess, chosen by throwing a dart at a map. Some say that Xhekaj’s Middletoe is just as his name sounds, the dissevered sentient middle-toe of legendary and future hall of fame defenseman of the Montreal Canadiens Arber Xhekaj. Believed to have regenerated from simply the toe of Arber Xhekaj, which was dissevered and saved by the Canadiens. Channeled with a toe of Arber Xhekajs power, Xhekaj’s Middletoe has risen in status and grown to be an amazing player in the VHLM. Some say that Xhekajs Middletoe is an alternate reality version of Xhekaj, transported through a portal ending in this universe. Born and raised the same way, but lost his Middle-toe when the portal closed off on him. Being from an alternate universe, they only used last names there and used his last name as his first and replaced his last name with what he missed most, his middle toe. Some say he is a product of weird genetic testing, where they took athletes DNA, to try to create clones, to make an optimized human. It is said that Xhekaj’s Middletoe was the first and only ever successful clone, and WOW is he optimized. Getting his namesake from whom he was cloned from and his very first words. It is said that he came out of the artificial womb screaming and chanting “MIDDLE-TOE MIDDLE-TOE MIDDLE-TOE MIDDLE-TOE”. Born with skates on and a hockey stick in hand, it is believed that 9 hrs post crowning, is when he showed up at the door of Grape. Growing exponentially from that moment on. Others believe he was just born typically, a humble tuvaluan who worked hard to get where he is. Growing up on the rink and working to become a great VHL player. But few people believe his story is so typical. He is simply too sensational to be born in such a typical way. Some believe he is a polar bear in disguise, dressed in a skin suit of the greatest hockey player to ever do it. But the truth is nobody really knows how Xhekajs Middletoe came to be, nor what happened prior to that one fateful night where he showed up at Grapes door. But we do know everything since then. As Xhekajs Middletoe went along through his career he got drafted in the VHLM to the Marlins. After recording a point per game season there Xhekajs Middletoe would play in the JST, Junior Showcase Tournament. Here one of the most impactful interactions would happen with one LucyXpher, as the GM who drafted me we would have many great interactions in the locker room. Here happened another great impact of Xhekajs Middletoe’s career, he would get traded to that very same LucyXpher in that same offseason. As the first trade of his career Xhekajs Middletoe was rather intimidated by the new locker room, but quickly was named captain and fit in perfectly. That season the team would make the playoffs, but get eliminated in the first round. After this young and hopeful team had so much success, tragedy would strike and Lucy would leave Halifax to become the GM in the VHL for the Malmo Nighthawks. Here Xhekajs Middletoe was rather scared of the outcome of this, having a new GM and a bleak outlook on traveling up to the VHL, as he was drafted to Helsinki, where there is no locker room at all, I think they removed it from the building. Luckily one of Lucy’s very first moves as GM of Malmo saved Xhekajs Middletoe from said locker room, or lack thereof. Trading all of her picks for Xhekajs Middletoe and multiple other prospects. This trade gave Xhekajs Middletoe to improve his game immensely. During that season (the present one), Xhekajs Middletoe would begin earning a ton of TPE, committing to improving as quickly as possible. Throughout that season Xhekajs Middletoe would put up his best season since leaving the Marlins. Having 66 points through 72 games. But that doesn’t tell the most of it because Halifax finished this season 1st in the league, and are currently in the 2nd round of the playoffs, after a 1st round sweep. Xhekajs Middletoes career and life is largely hidden in the unknown. But one thing is for certain he is an amazing and humble player with an amazing looking future.

Okays doing professional writing and stuffs. Very professional many goodly grammars and spellingings. This is a Prospect report, I am a great prospect, I earned very little TPE early on in my career, but as of more recently I have really enjoyed doing all of the many things to earn. Causing a rather steep increase in my TPE earning. I think I will be classified as a steal in the draft (I haven’t looked at the draft class at all). My build has performed okay throughout the VHLM, I intend to be more of a Two-Way forward over an overly point producing forward. I think that is rather evident in the stats of my player. Where I was only point per game once throughout my career in the VHL, and that was when my linemates were the two leading point producers and leading MVP candidates. After that I had a significant drop off in my point totals, when traded to play for Halifax, where I was less than ½ a point per game. This last and final season with Halifax I was still under a point per game but It was much closer scoring 66 points in 72 games. I was one of the best two-way forwards in the VHLM in my opinion. Prior to the final sims I was point per game, but I had a late season scoring slump. As I said I think I am one of the best two way forwards in the VHL having a plus minus of During my history in the playoffs., there isn’t a lot to look at prior to this season, only playing 7 games in the playoffs, and putting up three points throughout it. This season has had a hot start in the playoffs, scoring 3 goals and 1 assists in a four game sweep, and not allowing a goal whilst I was on the ice. I am hoping this success continues into the next round, both personal and team success. We have a great team and as the captain I hope to lead the team emotionally to victory. I believe with my seemingly abnormal defensive stance of my build I will be able to contribute in an equally abnormal way. Increasing my all around value and helping Malmo when I am called up. I don’t think I will be winning any awards or anything, but I believe my contributions will transcend the statistical values and be noticed in the stats of my teammates and success of my team.

REVIEW: 10/10 This is beautiful and well done, a great Graphic honoring a great player. It is extremely well designed and well put together. The clouds and all-around background look is beautiful, it meshes perfectly with everything in the graphic. I actually zoomed in to try and find something to critique but I couldn't find any imperfections. Everything about this is perfect, well written, well drawn, and all around just intriguing to look at. This is what every graphic should aspire to.

The best penalty drawer of all time, XhekPuck is a mythological and legendary puckerson. A sentient puck who learned how to play hockey. DO NOT QUESTION THE MORALS OF HIM PLAYING HOCKEY and slapping his own kind with full force. But Xhekpuck is the best penalty drawer of all time, drawing an average of 7 penalties a game. Players simply cannot discern a puck and a sentient puck, luckily the refs can and he frequently draws slashing penalties. You would think this would hurt the longevity of his career, but he has been playing for 27 years and only has one minor chip. When a Xhek yet to be disclosed, fully slapshotted xhek puck, he hit the goalie's mask and chipped during that. Luckily that never slowed him down. Scoring a hat trick in that same game. The legendary Xhekpuck is an invaluable asset to every team he plays on, and the worst nightmare of every team he plays against. When xhekpuck retires he has requested to be used as a normal puck like all of his relatives, and the rest of his kind.

Hello, I am doing ranking the logos again, but this time I am being nice. Also it is actually in order this time and I'm not making you guess the order it is in. How nice of me. Miami Marauders 1 I love this logo so much, pirates are so awesome. I like to imagine this is how all ship anchors look, because it would make boats so much more pretty. I really hope you keep this logo forever it has some awesome qualities, and it Isn't too much Mexico City Kings 2 This is such an amazing logo it looks beautiful. I love the armor, clearly shows the royalty you are. Slay again, maybe you should be called queens, you’re slaying so hard. Las Vegas Aces 3 This is a pretty great logo in all honesty, the poker chip looks amazing, all of it is amazing, its such a clean logo. Since last time it has been awesome to learn that the arrow was a symbol of a military base near Las Vegas. I was previously unaware of that, and I love underlying meanings in things. So it actually got a boost compared to the last one which was scrambled, and you probably don’t know the order they were in, though it’s similar. HOUSTON BULLS 4 Oh hi testosterone man, I love the way you are super strong looking, and on fire. It's a very active logo and definitely the brightest logo in the VHLM. I admire your pain threshold being so high, being on fire for like 20 seasons and your still going strong, impressive. Halifax 21st 5 I LOVE THIS TEAM, I love the lifesaver surrounding the boat, and the text on the lifesaver. It just is so pretty. So simple, but so pretty, I borderline wanted to move it up a tier, just because I enjoy the rather simplistic nature. But I didn’t want to be accused of being biased. Ottawa Lynx 6 I love this logo as well, such a beautiful logo, I love lynx and its both simple and detailed, and I just love the way it looks. Such pretty, just amazingly beautiful animal, and well represented by the logo. Philadelphia Reapers 7 This Is a pretty great logo too, the scythe is beautiful and pulls it all together, I love the cloak he wears, just all around a really solid logo. I love the leaning of the font, it really meshes with the rest of it. San Diego Marlins 8 I really do love so much of this logo. The base of it is so solid. I do wish that the colors were slightly more vibrant. The gold just feels very dull, and same with the blue on the fish. I think this logo could soar up in my rankings with some minor color changes to it. But all around a great logo and I love the concept of it. Mississaugua Hounds 9 I like that you are a dog. Dogs are awesome, I am a dog person and this is a dog, therefore this logo is awesome. Saskatoon Wild 10 Uhh… Okay being nice… I like the way your teeth are sharp and look like they would hurt a lot if I make you mad?