VHL Rap Battle Tournament sign-up thread

[mediocrepony 1,216]

WELCOME TO THE FIRST SEASONAL RAP BATTLE TOURNAMENT

 

there need to be 2 verses, each with 4 lines. they dont have to rhyme. Sign up ends whenever i say it ends/ when we have enough people. any other questions? feel free to ask me here. I will post matchups tomorrow afternoon provided enough people sign up

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Edited June 23, 2021 by GrittyIsKing09

[jRuutu 2,464]

He feels warm and sweaty, his arms are hairy
He gets to work, hour there and he is ready
Customers keep on calling, no time to shave, no time to rest
As a test, he takes his shirt off, it feels better

 

Boss comes in, looks at his chest, too hairy, hands - too hairy
When the boss yells, its scary, reasons for his anger vary
He takes shaving scream and gets at it, sharp as his razor
He forgets he is still in the kitchen, oh well, the hair adds flavor

 

[mediocrepony 1,216]

you in @jRuutu?

[jRuutu 2,464]

39 minutes ago, GrittyIsKing09 said:

you in @jRuutu?

Of course! (However, it might take at least 12 hours for me to answer to any battles)

[Ledge 1,131]

How long do we have to answer? Because I may need some time lmao

 

But really cool idea man

[MexicanCow123 914]

Go for this @Zetterberg guaranteed you win.

[Hank 67]

Lmao