JardyB10 4,869 Posted July 5, 2021 Share Posted July 5, 2021 REGINA (PP) - It's been a long off-season for the Miami Marauders, who were eliminated from the S78 VHLM Playoffs perhaps halfway through the season. When the regular season came to a close, the Marauders went through the usual VHLM roster shakedown, and Peepants returned to his home in Regina, SK. "Again, please call me Paul. Anyway, my manager had been calling me at least once a week during the season. It sounds like the store has been really short-staffed, so I was happy to finally go home and pick up some shifts," Peepants said. "It's been a nice change-up. I wasn't able to win anything playing ice hockey this year, but I think if I work hard I might be able to finally be named Employee of the Month." While he resumed his job at the local Independent Grocer, he has also continued training. VHL scouts are astounded at the progress the bagboy has been making since agent Jardy Bunclewirth declared the lanky defenceman for the draft. He is anticipated to be on Canada's top two lines of the upcoming World Junior Championship, and with the inaugural VHLE season still being another year away, many experts think he might be ready to make his VHL rookie debut. Bunclewirth himself is not in this particular camp. "The kid is f*cking garbage. No better than the plastic bags he stuffs my 30 bags of mini carrots into," Jardy said, sitting before a pile of cocaine. "He had a decent season in the VHLM I'll grant you, but I think he could use one more to really show everyone what the f*ck is up. He needs a little more time to show everyone that I'M F*CKING BACK BABY, WOOOOO!" If the off-season lasts any longer however, Peepants may not have a choice. In practice, his fundamentals look solid, and if he ends up performing well with Team Canada in the WJC, the VHL team that drafts him this off-season may want him playing up right away, regardless of how ready for the big league he is. 343 words Ahma, v.2 and AJW 3 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/105339-is-peepants-ready-for-the-vhl/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ahma 1,444 Posted July 5, 2021 Share Posted July 5, 2021 imo the more appropriate question is will he ever be ready gotem ha JardyB10 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/105339-is-peepants-ready-for-the-vhl/#findComment-858540 Share on other sites More sharing options...
.png.ed69a7260a477fcf4feead7a0e4b7506.png)
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now