From VHL to rockstar to McDonalds (Gobeil)

[Dom 1,445]

April 2022, S83, Prague

 

 

 

Host 1 : Hello everyone, welcome to your favorite podcast! Today, we have with us a special guest, he played for our favorite team, and he was maybe your favorite player.

*Host 2 interrupt*

Host 2: Damn, you don’t sound sold on that team at all!

*Host 2 laughs*

Host 1:  yeah… right *laughs* Anyway! Let me introduce him… Please welcome Dominic Gobeil to the show!

Gobeil: Hey!

Host 2: Is that it? Just hey? *chuckles*

Gobeil: Hey, what’s up Prague, how are you today? […] Thats better now?

Host 2: Oh yeah for sure!

Host 1: Damn man, you’re such an ass

Host 2: That’s what they say […] So, we didn’t bring you here for no reason, would you like to tell your big news now or shall we wait still?

Gobeil: I have an idea, let’s just tease it first with a sample!

Host 1: Oh damn, great idea! Let’s do that!

*song sample playing*

Host 2: So you went from hockey to music?

Gobeil: That’s right! How did you find it?

*silence*

Host 1: Well, it’s a work in progress, right?

*awkward silence*

Host 2: Is it really you singing? I mean, it’s not bad… I’m just shocked a bit

Gobeil: Yeah… its probably hard to guess because I scream a lot in that sample

*everyone laughs together*

 

May 2022

 

Host 1: Whats up folks! Guess who is back to our podcast? You’re favorite retired hockey player rockstar, Dominic Gobeil!

Host 2: Well, he’s the only one who did that…

[…]

Host 1: So, we heard from the news that your album was a total disaster… Do you care to open up about it here with us?

Gobeil: Well… I guess people just hate metal.

Host 2: That’s not metal though

Gobeil: I don’t think its that bad… maybe a little too much scream but it’s not that bad.

Host 1: I’ve seen a comment on youtube, the guy was asking if you were singing or strangling a goat

Host 2: Most definitely strangling a goat!

Gobeil: Come on… I’m sure you can’t do better

Host 2: you’re right, that’s why I don’t do it.

Host 1: Is it true that you spent most of your money on that album and ended up with a major bust?

Gobeil: Yeah… it’s not really what I expected

Host 2: They still hiring at McDonalds! *laughs*

 

August 2022

 

 

 

Host 1: What’s up everyone…

[…]

Host 1: First topic today… did you hear that Gobeil actually works at McDonalds now?

Host 2: No way! It was just a joke!

Host 1: I know, I know… but it seems he actually took it seriously

Host 2: Man, that album really messed up his life

Host 1: Have you listened to it? It’s awful!

Host 2: Just one song was enough! Don’t tell me you listened to the whole thing!

Host 1: I did

Host 2: Oof, he owes you an hour of your life

Host 1: Don’t worry, I’ll just order enough big macs to make him work an hour.

*Both hosts laughs together*

517 words claiming for theme week

Edited October 18, 2021 by Domg5

[youloser1337 1,122]

 

[nurx 914]

Loved this throughout man this was a great read. Loved the story you gave Gobeil and how you made the hosts just dicks about how they reacted to the album. I really don't have any criticism besides give us more ASAP. 10/10