Clones and Roids: VHL takes a sci-fi twist?

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Clones and Roids: VHL takes a sci-fi twist?

 

Seasons greetings to our readers! This reporter has reported on many different things in the past, but today I come to you with certainly my strangest scoop. In a strange twist of events, it seems a small sect of minor league players were discovered violating the League's "no-medicinal advantage" rule when it was found the players were all actually clones of each other! In some cases, the clones were even different genders than their original! Was it a cry for attention? A desire to be something different? An attempt at gaming the league? There remain many questions answered, but one thing remains certain...the clones and their creators were removed swiftly from the League by Officials. We asked player, Cadmael Ixazaluoh about the recent incident involving the clones: "It sound like something I would read from a comic. Insane! I even thought one of them was real but it turns out, they were a clone too! I trust the league will do what is needed to make sure the clones don't come back."

In another strange twist, the League also had a strange occurrence where a vast majority of the player-base suddenly gained weight and a whopping two-fold increase in media engagement from the players. The Players Association noted that a recent Holiday Charity Drive is to blame for the increase in all-around performance and training around the league. The League offered incentives that ultimately ended up with the most players increasing their own workout regiments almost 14-fold and more social media interactions all-around. We asked Cadmael on his thoughts of the incentive program: "What? Really?" At which point he got up and ran out the door, presumably to get in on the incentive program.

Strange times for the VHL! See you next time!

 

 

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