Police Find "Substantial Evidence" In "Literally All The Drugs" Case

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It’s been two weeks now since it was reported that an unnamed Board Game had been taken into police custody after being caught in a toilet stall in a San Diego nightclub with “literally all the drugs”. While we did report that a Board Game was taken into police custody, it is believed the unnamed suspect had “not pleaded guilty” and was “generally uncooperative” throughout the case, leading those in charge of the investigation to pursue other leads, which subsequently lead to the arrests of six potential Board Games that were playing in the VHLM at the time of the incident including Trevor Kubiak, who had recently left the San Diego Marlins when they offered it rehab.

 

However, new evidence has come to light which pretty much confirms the identity of the suspect without a doubt, as a white sheet was found in the toilet stall that the suspected Board Game was found in, which can be seen below:

 

 

When asked why it took two weeks to find a sheet of that size at the suspected crime scene, the officer in charge, whose identity is being kept secret but they had a white powdery moustache stated: “Look, there were quite literally all the drugs in there, we’ve spent so much time…analyzing…them that it just slipped our mind, OK?!”

 

 

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7 hours ago, MubbleFubbles said:

It’s been two weeks now since it was reported that an unnamed Board Game had been taken into police custody after being caught in a toilet stall in a San Diego nightclub with “literally all the drugs”. While we did report that a Board Game was taken into police custody, it is believed the unnamed suspect had “not pleaded guilty” and was “generally uncooperative” throughout the case, leading those in charge of the investigation to pursue other leads, which subsequently lead to the arrests of six potential Board Games that were playing in the VHLM at the time of the incident including Trevor Kubiak, who had recently left the San Diego Marlins when they offered it rehab.

 

However, new evidence has come to light which pretty much confirms the identity of the suspect without a doubt, as a white sheet was found in the toilet stall that the suspected Board Game was found in, which can be seen below:

 

 

When asked why it took two weeks to find a sheet of that size at the suspected crime scene, the officer in charge, whose identity is being kept secret but they had a white powdery moustache stated: “Look, there were quite literally all the drugs in there, we’ve spent so much time…analyzing…them that it just slipped our mind, OK?!”

 

 

Hold Up! Board Games can write?!