Florida Man Arrested for Armed Robbery

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BREAKING NEWS: Florida Man arrested for armed robbery in the Tampa Bay area

          Thursday morning we found out that soon-to-be Victory Hockey League forward Florida Man was involved in multiple robberies in downtown Tampa and St. Petersburg, Florida. While details are limited, there appear to be five suspects involved, all heavily armed and dangerous. After leaving Florida Man behind at the second location, they fled the scene with a potential take of $4 Million in cash between the two stops. Their whereabouts are still unknown, but the authorities are diligently searching for any clues that could lead them to the perpetrators. The Tampa Police Department has informed all residents to stay off the streets and in the safety of their homes. It's hard to understand why Florida Man would get himself involved in all of this when he can easily get by on his multi-million dollar contract with the Los Angeles Stars. With the offseason just starting this gives the team some time to handle the situation, but you have to wonder how they expect him to be available for the upcoming season with such heavy duty charges coming his way. When more information is made public, I will be here to keep you in the loop. For now, stay safe and cancel any orders for Florida Man jerseys while you still can!

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Florida man may not be the hero we need. But he is the hero we deserve.