Nasherov gone broke begging GM Ricer for pay raise

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The date is unknown and rookie Daniel Janser ( @Daniel Janser) is throwing a family friendly pool party at his house for his new teammates to build chemistry.  Nasherov had one too many glasses of chocolate milk in his veins and he was a little trippy, thus he decided to do what he never imagined he would do.  Play poker with real money against Dexter Vaughn ( @Flames1Fan) the poker specialist.  To no one's surprise Nasherov got beat pretty badly time upon time.  So many times that the original 100 dollars he had were in Dexter's hands.  He of course did not want to end it on a bad note and took his car directly to the closest atm.  He took out 10 000 dollars from his account and headed back with confidence of a lion to win the money back + more.  Yet again he was dumbfounded by Dexter's poker skills.  WIth a glass of chocolate milk in hand and fire in his eyes he got furious because of the embarrassing losses he had been dealt.  This time he was so furious that he speeded to the same atm, but this time he did not take out 10 000 dollars, not 100 000 dollars but his whole fortune of 16.5 million dollars.  He had sworn to himself that he would not leave the table until he had won back the money + more.  Round after round, loss after loss.  Nasherov just could not win a round against Dexter.  Then he was down to his last 50 dollars.  He decided to go all in to be able to win back 10 000 dollars of his newly lost money.  Someway, somehow he won.  His first win in ages.  This triggered him, he thought to himself *This is where it turns around* and again went all in.  Same thing happened, now he had 1 Million dollars.  He continued to go all in, the game was going in his favour for a while, it looked like he was able to win yet again.  But then it all turned, one bad draw and it all was gone.  He was broke, no money no nothing.  It was late at night and he did not have anymore money to try to win it all back.  When he got home he laid in his bed sad, sad that his 4 years of hard work in the VHL were gone in a single night.

 

  When he woke up next morning there was only one thing that he could do to earn back his money.  Pay raise.  He sprinted for half an hour just to get to Ricer's ( @WranglersSuck) home in hopes of persuading him to give him a pay raise to 16 and a half million dollars for one season.  He was ready to do anything just to get this done, any favour he could do or any condition he has to agree to he was ready to accept.  After asking Ricer the question which answer could determine if he would have to sell his yearly supply of chocolate powder to be able to pay for normal food.  With no surprise he got a definite no from the GM and thus he was ready to sell his choco powder.  He decided to look at his bank account to see if all the money really was gone.  When he opened the app his eyes were wide open.  The money was still there.  Was it all a dream? he quickly called Dexter to ask what happened that night.  Supposedly it all did happen but the same night he NAsherov lost it all he got cash apped 16.5 Million dollars from Dexter because he did not feel like it was right to take so much money away from a poker beginner like Nasherov.  Everything is good.  Nasherov's bank account is still alive and his yearly supply of choco milk is still there.

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This article is giving me serious first Spongebob movie vibes:
 

 

 

If there’s a couple takeaways from this article they are: know when it’s time to stop when you’re gambling, and don’t do drugs kids. It’s a good thing Nasherov was able to get all of his money back or he would’ve been the Evander Kane of the VHL. I like the goofiness of this article, it’s the most entertaining one I’ve read for a while. Didn’t see any issues with it other than the odd minor grammar mistake. 10/10

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Overdoing the chocolate milk can definitely be a recipe for disaster, especially if you’re lactose intolerant. He got that dairy courage and lost it all trying to go against the team’s best poker player. Dexter is not a very good teammate if he kept taking that money lmao. At least Dexter gave it back at the end. I am a big enjoyer of funny reads like this. It made me laugh, and it is just creative. It isn’t status quo and that’s what makes it refreshing. The only thing I would add is an image or headline at the top at least to give it a little more presentation. Not absolutely necessary, but I think it looks nice! I am looking forward to more off the ice articles in the future (I hope!). 9.5/10