AIM-11 134 Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 News of the first artificially intelligent being to play a professional sport has been streaking across the news pages today, as AIM-11, or Artificial Ice Machine-11, created at a University in China, finally passed the last of it's benchmarks needed to be allowed access to the VHLM. There had been much controvery over the decision as human players found the idea of competing against a machine to be, at first, distasteful, but eventually downright offensive and frightening. The National University of Defense Technology in China, has been working closely with league officials and commented today on the landmark deal to see the intelligent machine enter the league. "We are very happy to see AIM-11 take the next steps into full human-machine sport integration. This is a monumental day that we hope will be the start of something incredible." VHLM media got their first chance to speak directly with AIM-11 and he replied, with great enthusiasm. "AIM-11 shall be victorious. AIM-11 shall be victorious," before rolling away to go get a lube job from his robotic girlfriend SALLY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d3vilsfire 132 Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 1. Its chinese, and my chinese brothers build cheap crap.. Its the Japanese that have cool robot technology. 2. One hit from Tyler Cote and the robot will need a new operating system 3. Robots will either be crushed or they will kill a human in the type of physicallity required. Haha good luck and interesting concept Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AIM-11 134 Posted August 25, 2014 Author Share Posted August 25, 2014 AIM-11 has analyzed your response and found it faulty. Corco 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sterling 1,990 Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 This pleases me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Munk 1,298 Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 What if I fall in love with you? Shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AIM-11 134 Posted August 25, 2014 Author Share Posted August 25, 2014 AIM-11 has the entire Kama Sutra downloaded onto its neural network. You will be pleased. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.sniffuM 1,741 Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 At least fact check when you say you're the first robot to play a professional sport. Anyone who's anyone knows I brought THE Optimus Prime into the VHL circa S8. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AIM-11 134 Posted August 25, 2014 Author Share Posted August 25, 2014 The Optimus Prime model was suboptimal. Failed the intelligence benchmarks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.sniffuM 1,741 Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 The Optimus Prime model was suboptimal. Failed the intelligence benchmarks. Pff. Best player in VHLM history tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.png.ed69a7260a477fcf4feead7a0e4b7506.png)
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now