Scurvy 1,495 Posted February 24, 2022 Share Posted February 24, 2022 Watchman defenseman Brian Payne found himself in a little bit of trouble after his team’s loss to Istanbul. Upset at his lack of production he accompanied fellow teammates, Bo Johansson @Shindigs and Harry Hagel @jasplunds to the Bukowski Bar in Bratislava. His sullen mood must have been felt by the group of Istanbul fans huddled in the corner. A few choice words about his “stone hands” and poor play was all it took and bedlam ensued. Always the voice of reason teammate Bo Johansson could be told telling Payne, “Only hit them with your right hand.” Knowing the American was a lefty he later told the press he didn’t want Payne hurting anyone too bad with his massive left hand. Chaos reigned at the three Watchman made quick work of the six Istanbul fans. Hagel, Payne, and Johansson only suffered some minor injuries in the donnybrook. Team GM FrostBeard @FrostBeardsaid the issue would be handled internally with Payne most likely being bag skated until he puked. After that the issue would be resolved. He was quoted saying, “This team is a family and will stand with each other no matter the odds. While I am not proud of six VHLE fans being hospitalized by my players, I am proud of them standing with each other. That is what makes us a team.” Payne could not be reached for comment. jasplunds, eagle_3450, Ledge and 3 others 1 3 1 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/116728-payne-starts-brawl-in-local-bar/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shindigs 1,771 Posted February 24, 2022 Share Posted February 24, 2022 And that's why you don't mess with the Payne Train! Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/116728-payne-starts-brawl-in-local-bar/#findComment-911824 Share on other sites More sharing options...
eagle_3450 278 Posted February 24, 2022 Share Posted February 24, 2022 9 hours ago, Scurvy said: Watchman defenseman Brian Payne found himself in a little bit of trouble after his team’s loss to Istanbul. Upset at his lack of production he accompanied fellow teammates, Bo Johansson @Shindigs and Harry Hagel @jasplunds to the Bukowski Bar in Bratislava. His sullen mood must have been felt by the group of Istanbul fans huddled in the corner. A few choice words about his “stone hands” and poor play was all it took and bedlam ensued. Always the voice of reason teammate Bo Johansson could be told telling Payne, “Only hit them with your right hand.” Knowing the American was a lefty he later told the press he didn’t want Payne hurting anyone too bad with his massive left hand. Chaos reigned at the three Watchman made quick work of the six Istanbul fans. Hagel, Payne, and Johansson only suffered some minor injuries in the donnybrook. Team GM FrostBeard @FrostBeardsaid the issue would be handled internally with Payne most likely being bag skated until he puked. After that the issue would be resolved. He was quoted saying, “This team is a family and will stand with each other no matter the odds. While I am not proud of six VHLE fans being hospitalized by my players, I am proud of them standing with each other. That is what makes us a team.” Payne could not be reached for comment. Retoslav after hurting fans: *covers medical bills and gives free merchandise* Payne after hurting fans: "Damn right I did that, they deserved it!" Shindigs and Scurvy 1 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/116728-payne-starts-brawl-in-local-bar/#findComment-911847 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shindigs 1,771 Posted February 24, 2022 Share Posted February 24, 2022 5 hours ago, eagle_3450 said: Retoslav after hurting fans: *covers medical bills and gives free merchandise* Payne after hurting fans: "Damn right I did that, they deserved it!" The Checking attribute is one helluva drug. Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/116728-payne-starts-brawl-in-local-bar/#findComment-911879 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunder 1,168 Posted February 24, 2022 Share Posted February 24, 2022 So the Payne Train managed to barely beat up six middle school kids on a field trip with his right hand. Maybe he needs a couple of bag skating sessions. Scurvy 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/116728-payne-starts-brawl-in-local-bar/#findComment-911880 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shindigs 1,771 Posted February 25, 2022 Share Posted February 25, 2022 20 hours ago, Thunder said: So the Payne Train managed to barely beat up six middle school kids on a field trip with his right hand. Maybe he needs a couple of bag skating sessions. I probably shouldn't tell you about his Even Strength point production then. Thunder 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/116728-payne-starts-brawl-in-local-bar/#findComment-911998 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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