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Hello reader, if you are reading this and currently are not a free agent or any player who is signed already with a VHL team, please keep scrolling.

 

The Los Angeles Stars are crying for help and looking for ANYONE TO JOIN PLEASE SIGN WITH US. We can guarantee a few things:

 

1. You will play a lot as we only have like two players above 400 TPE next season.

2. You will play a lot of minutes.

3. You will most likely get lots of points since you will play a lot.

4. For goalies: you will start every game.

5. You will play a lot.

 

Next season could see a mental breakdown throughout the entire city of Los Angeles as majority of the roster have either retired, been traded, or not re-signing. So please, if you have any heart at all, call the number on your screen and donate to this poor organization. All proceeds will go towards AJ Williams' new player build and we will even include a sticker that says "thx" in size 12 time new roman font. Thank you for your time and please please please consider joining the Los Angeles Stars for the upcoming S83.

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same, except NY