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Rico Zamboni found squatting on Juan Cesan's yacht


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The Las Vegas Aces General Manager, Shindigs, will be looking for a new zamboni driver, after Rico Zamboni was last seen squatting on the luxury yacht recently acquired by Aces Captain, Juan Cesan.  Shindigs reached out to the 84 year old ice resurfacer for a return date, only to be informed that Rico would be retiring and planned on traveling where ever the world class luxury boat will take him.  Shindigs wished him well and said that if there was to be any squatter on the HMS Vegas, it should be Rico Zamboni.

 

Shindigs didn’t end the conversation with Rico after discussing Zamboni’s status on the yacht.  They spent several minutes talking about the upcoming season for the Aces.  Zamboni expects some great things for the Las Vegas team after MubbleFubbles had built previously.  Shindigs promised a championship trophy to which Mubbles was unable to accomplish.  Rico acknowledged that Shindigs has made some bold moves right away in an effort to bring home a relic.  The first being that he has given Eagle more responsibility as the Assistant General Manager, and supporting Eagle’s decision on providing Juan Cesan with a mansion, yacht, airplane, and several other amenities, such as a three million dollar car, and several farm animals.  In addition to the amenities, Juan Cesan was given the title of team captain, to which Rico agreed was the boldest and brightest move Shindigs could make as the inspiration to Cesar’s teammates would surely provide the team chemistry and morale to lead the Aces to a championship.  Zamboni mentioned to Shindigs that if Juan Cesan does what he says he’s going to do regarding the new build, Cesan will be a threat to behold as the team enforcer.  With all TPE in Grit, Cesan should be a destroyer and put opponents in fear.

 

Rico Zamboni had some questions for Shindigs, to include how things were going with Brian Payne, after Bojo Johansson and he moved on to their VHL teams.  Bojo is going to be a star with Chicago, while Payne is headed to Warsaw, where he will have to prove himself to get some playing time among a star studded defense.  Shindigs was proud to boast about his teammate and how he helped mold Payne into the tough defenseman and promised to look out for him in the future.  Still, Johansson looks forward to some time on the ice when he is opposite of Payne and guarantees to instigate some trouble in the most fun loving way, all the while Payne says he will be running the pain train all over Bojo should there be such a confrontation.   Payne warned Johansson that team loyalty comes before old friendships and joked that it would only hurt for a little while.

 

Zamboni asked Shindigs about some recent Aces players, to which Shindigs filled him in on the upcoming VHL draft, indicating that five Aces should be picked up in the first two rounds.  Pete Mitchell will likely be picked up first as he is the goal scoring sniper that is desired by every VHL team.  Landon Wolanin, Ivan Retoslav, and PJ Daniels are the other forwards who are expected to be grabbed early, while the only defenseman, Jake Thunder, is the fifth Aces to be on the list to be drafted.  Shindigs relayed that there will be several Aces players to be drafted in season 84 and he expects to provide those players all the tools needed to make it to the E.  This includes Juan Cesan, who seems to be putting off the advancement as much as he can.

 

In addition to causing Shindigs unnecessary concern, it puts Eagle in a position where he has to enforce the conditional clauses in Cesar’s contract and rewards.  The house, yacht, airplane, cars, and farm animals are all subject to immediate return should Juan Cesan not fulfill his contractual agreement.

 

 

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I'm pretty sure I did/agreed to at most half of those things. But with Juan Ceson you never really know for sure.😅

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