Juan's Week ft. Jeffrey Pines

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This week Juan Ceson decided to try a new business venture. Growing up in Andorra, he did not ever go ice skating due to the lack of nearby facilities and so instead learned several different sports. Now, living in Vegas, in the middle of the desert, there is one sport he can capitalise on. Juan has decided to offer swimming lessons to the people of Vegas who have nowhere else to learn because there is no water in deserts. The first step was to turn the newly renamed Juan Ceson Center into a swimming pool but unfortunately several people were unhappy with this and so he instead used one of the rinks at the practice facility. Juan’s teaching method is very much “sink or swim” which he uses by throwing people into the deep end. Currently, he has a 100% success rate of people learning to swim who survived his lessons. Also Jeffrey Pines asked for lessons but Juan said no because he doesn’t like him.

[rory 1,915]

Damn

[Vkobe-v 169]

Damn but Jeffrey pines is the best 

[Ledge 1,131]

So diss bro