Dynamite Takes on COVID-19

[thadthrasher 1,692]

After squeaking into the playoffs, the Bratislava Watchmen celebrated their great achievement. Afterwards, while waiting for the playoffs to begin, the Watchmen's young center Napoleon Dynamite noted that he was not feeling well. As it turns out, Dynamite contracted the COVID-19 virus and has since been in quarantine. Over the phone, Dynamite said, "I have a pretty nasty cough and my body is pretty sore and hot. I don't have a fever or anything like that, and I can still taste and smell just fine. Honestly, it feels like a mild case of the flu, but that doesn't make it any less awful. So, for the next few days while the team is preparing for our first game I'll be in isolation and quarantine. Every part of me wants to work out from home, but I'm going to listen to the team doctor who instructed me to take it easy and allow my body to beat out the virus." Whether you are rooting for the Watchmen or not, we all wish you a speedy recovery, Dynamite!

[FrostBeard 2,049]

This Napoleon Dynamite guy better be ready for the first playoff or else... @thadthrasherI will hire you to show him... Well.... "The right way"...