The Struggle is Real

[frescoelmo 1,268]

Moments after their game 6 win, Felix Zamora and his fellow Davos teammates took no exception to raging their faces off in the Dynamo locker room.  Zamora, not one to back down, put aside a few beer bongs with his line mates before connecting a bottle of canadian mist to his mouth.  Needless to say, the morning after was not delightful.  "The struggle is real," Zamora sputtered to the media, nursing a serious headache.  "I've got to get my might right, literally."  It comes as no surprise that Davos' biggest partier went down harder than the rest of the team.  What does surprise us, is Felix's lack of his whereabouts this week...  Heading into game 7 of the European Conference finals, Zamora will need to step up his game if Davos wants to move forward in the playoffs.  "I've been pretty effective in the playoffs over the past few years, so I will admit that the partying came at a bad time.  Fortunately, my turnover should be quick," Zamora finished.

[Victor 10,845]

Get back in shape damn it.

[Doomsday 4,120]

Only Felix Zamora could score a series-winning goal while hung over.

[frescoelmo 1,268]

Only Felix Zamora could score a series-winning goal while hung over.

 

I feel a superb media spot coming tomorrow.

[Victor 10,845]

What an absolute legend.