Dynamite a Bust?

[thadthrasher 1,692]

We are 18 games into the season and it's safe to say that 2nd Overall pick of the S84 draft, Napoleon Dynamite, has been anything but explosive. While he is getting 1st line minutes as Davos' rookie center, Dynamite seems to still be playing at a VHLE level instead of keeping up with veterans in the VHL. Not only has Dynamite not even scored a goal yet, but has only amassed 3 total points. The kid has shown time and time again that he is willing to work hard during practice, even making extra practices and leading his own, but the work there is just not showing up on the ice during games. When asked about his poor performance, Dynamite said, "I just can't explain what's going on. I know I have the skill and ability to outperform the teams we face, but it's like I freeze up. Frankly, I think I need my buddy Pedro to give me a good speech. I'm also still mourning the death of my beloved Tina. No matter, I need to remove my head from my own rear end and step up."