A day in the life of a teenager that joined the vhl (vacation edition)

[Boaty 139]

I woke up in the morning because my little diva sister ask me for my wifi hotspot it was annoying than I slept again and my mom wake me up said there visiters on the belcony greed them because your dad is not home I was angry did that and whent back to sleep than I got woken up again to my dad that we go to the city and I was more angry I did my boys thing put some pants put deo on my oksels and chest because I'm no dirty basterd than my shirt on and brush my teeth and than made my hair and I put gum in my mouth and than in car was in the city I brought like 500 turkish lira on me and when cloth shopping I saw really bad clothes whent out side saw a lady with to kids looking in the trash and looking like they got no home I walked away but I'm me and I'm not that person so I walked back gave the 2 kids 10 turkish lira each 

And walked away I heard the mother say now we can buy bread and allso God should bless me I thought to my self okay it's just my nature and walked slowly but surely away than eated some delicious duner and than looking for a wallet and a tesbi I hope I spelled it correctly than i saw the most beautiful girl ever I thought do you know what I'm going to ask her out I walked to her I ask in English because I wanted to sound like a tourists he were can I find cengiz duner she said in turkish what are you saying I was hard broken I walked away because if she nows I can speak turkish than I'm the biggest liar ever I mean EVER so than I walked and walked til I saw a Elvis Presley album but than I thought what would my dad and mom say mhm my dad: YOU BUY ONLY STUPID STUF WITH YOUR MONEY my mom: IT'S COOL BUT DONT WASTE YOUR MONEY FOR STUPID STUFF translate that buy it and show it to your parents your a death man walking than I walked to the park and sat on a couch and doing nothing and nothing and nothing so I thought why am I doing this why am I on vacation in this country with the economy collapsing every singel day than it hit me it was because my parents forced me in to it than a lady screaming ad a man that just hit her and I know turkey is a Islamic country and some people treating it like it's like in the Saudi Arabic world but you ain't hitting a lady I run to the man and gift it him a beautiful punch on his cheek we fought hard I was punching him left and right I grabbed him by the leg and let him taste the floor I made a arm lock and allmost broke his arm the lady screamed stop so I did I walked away like a gentleman that I am and than I got hit on my back with a kick I was so mad I broke his hand and kids don't fight I got a bloody nose after that and some brushes and now I'm house arrest because my parents were scared when I told them and my dad was pretty happy and scared and mostly proud and we drove home but we stop ad some juice burger King to eat a whopper and than we drove home again and now I'm on house arrest and I hate it all ready I'm so bored why Me why I only protected a lady from a douchebag and when I was in the living room I watched only YouTube and I scroll reddit and discord my BFF is stressing about school so she is in mental break down and im trying to help her with the problem on Snapchat she told me that she ghost people now i and I'm trying to hold the friendship and now I'm typing in here because I'm bored so all ready don't do stupid stuf like me I'm 16 dis year 17 woooooooo and happy because October is pretty soon so goodbye 

[Spartan 4,531]

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