Seattle Bears - The Musical

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Scene opens on a black stage, there is just one spotlight shining on a silhouetted character. That Character seems furry and bigger than a person but is standing up like a person would. They break into song. The other day I met a bear plays The bear sings this song

 

 

 

The spotlight dims and the lights raise revealing a man in a bear suit on stage. He exclaims “Welcome to the Seattle Bears musical I am your MC for the evening Banackock enjoy the show”

 

 

 

The bear walks over to a desk and sits down, he lifts up a laptop screen and the screen illuminates his face he starts singing Plans by Birds of Tokyo. It appears that he is doing some serious planning for a future event. The song finishes and he closes the laptop the alarm clock is illuminated in the background showing the time as 12 past 3 AM.

 

 

 

The curtains raise and behind reveals the set. It is a VHL draft day set and the bear man is sitting at a table, there are 9 other tables with other characters. The song I choose you by Sara Bareilles plays and Banackock sings it. Whilst the song plays there are players wearing numbered jerseys walking to each of the 12 tables. With the following numbered players sitting with the bear, 2,5,7,11,13,15,17,20. The players and the bear all get up and leave on stage right.

 

 

 

The curtain drops and when it raises again the 8 players are surrounded by some other players who all look a bit older, they look like they have been around this place before and the 8 players we saw before seem nervous. The set appears to be a locker room where the players are all sitting around in various stages of getting dressed into their uniforms. The bear from earlier enters stage left through a doorway and sings the hit song from Mulan “I will make a man out of you.”

 

 

 

The lights go out, and when they return the players are battered and bruised, they are visibly upset. Player number 2, the goalie starts singing Laura Marling’s Next Time. It appears it is the end of the season and they haven’t performed as well as they originally hoped.

 

 

 

The curtain closes. It is now intermission, a voice is heard after 10 minutes saying welcome to the new members. Out comes a dancing dragon and a purple man. They dance around for about 5 minutes and then the curtain raises. It is the players we have been following the whole time. Out comes player number 13 and sings DJ Khaled, this is my year.

 

 

 

The players leave as the song is ending, once the song ends the players enter the room again and they are all happily jumping and they sing as a chorus another DJ Khaled song this time it is All I do is win.

 

 

 

The curtain closes, and reopens on the changing room however this time it looks a bit different, the players we usually see are no longer there. This time their uniforms are more of a green colour. They all start singing in unison we are going on a bear hunt. They all seem excited and they walk out of the door stage right.

 

 

 

The lights dim, we hear the sounds of what seems to be a game being played there is some noise of physical violence.

 

 

 

We start to hear cheering and players start singing we are the champions by Queen. The lights are still dark we do not know who has won. Then a single spotlight appears on a cup a shiny silver cup and then a silhouette of a bear lifts the cup. The curtain falls and that is a wrap on the musical.

 

 

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