Is Ches Morrison The Best Player In The VHL Portal?

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Matthew Kai, Elfon Ashelf and Ian Smith

Jack Todaro and Haydyn

Chet Foreals and barry bigman

Dirty Caufield

Greg Santos

Majestic Buffalo

Dawson Thibert

 

 

Leaderboard:

1: Matthew Kai

2: barry bigman

3: Greg Santos

4: Elfon Ashelf

5: Chet Foreals

6: Dirty Caufield

7: Majestic Buffalo

8: Jack Todaro

9: Ian Smith

10: Dawson Thibert

11. Haydyn

 

It’s that time again, that time where I must seriously consider if the best player in the VHL Portal is Ches Morrison. Their username is Ches3for3, but they were 0 for 6 in accepting VHLM contract offers after creating despite DoktorFunk offering in this exact font:

 

MAXIMUM ICE TIME FOR THE WHOLE SEASON

For those wondering, that is size 54 font so the doktor was clearly serious about the move only for it to fall on deaf ears. Ches did submit for practice facility on his first week here but never did anything ever again on the forum. They did look like they were going to get eight full seasons in the VHL system, but the introduction of hybrid attributes in Season 83 along with the enforced retirements for those who did not abide by the new attribute scheme cruelly robbed them of that honour. As for their ranking among the elites though, they did practice facility so they find themselves better than former “Best Player In The VHL Portal” Ian Smith, Dawson Thibert and Haydyn, but I think Jack Todaro has the edge over Morrison given Todaro lost less than half his TPE to depreciation whereas Morrison lost a whopping 69% of their TPE to it. Therefore Ches Morrison is the ninth best player in the VHL Portal

 

Current Leaderboard:

1: Matthew Kai

2: barry bigman

3: Greg Santos

4: Elfon Ashelf

5: Chet Foreals

6: Dirty Caufield

7: Majestic Buffalo

8: Jack Todaro

9: Ches Morrison

10: Ian Smith

11: Dawson Thibert

12. Haydyn