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Ninjadude

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Mew! bark!! bark!!! 😺 🏒 I'm the cat pack leader Chikeeen Nugett or some like to say GM for the Ottawa Lynx of the :vhlmlogo:.. Today I'd love to offer you a deal to come join our part of the forest!! 🌳

 

Firstly I want to let you know how our pack stacks up to the rest of the league as of right now, our forwards are still kittens but super active, the blueline is unfortunately an empty field and the den is being guarded by a highly declorated returning cats around, lets just say things will be secure and with a few more healthy felines we'll really give the rest of the forest a real challenge as we fill our bellies with plenty of dubs. 🥩 🍖 Right now we have a 1st line spot open for you

 

The contract value will be 1.5M and you'll play out the season with us until the leaves fall at the draft next season, as you grow and start to learn tricks around the forum my assistant and I are ready to help guide you into a lead hunter in our playground. If that sounds like a fun experience for you well we a warm den, plenty of coddles waiting and cannot wait to learn more about you  :)just quote my message with a #PURRMEUP and I'll send a cat carrier pronto

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Hey @Ninjadude! I am the GM of the San Diego Marlins, the premier destination for developing VHL-calibre talent! We have a ton of ice time available for the taking, and my AGM @aimkin and I would love to help you create a superstar! Quote this and reply with #jointhebigfish and one of us will send you a contract and we can get started!

 

 

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1 minute ago, Ninjadude said:

Hardest title drop of all time:

once upon a time there was a hocky player. Nurx approached him and said "i think you should... miami" 

he said "ok"

and it was good

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