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Calgary Calgary, sweet young calgary

You pass the puck with finesse

And get chirped when you beat the best

A new team a fresh start

Fresher than Odin Tordahls farts

Or maybe even more than Wahl's sharts

With this new beginning

We plan to leave the VHL fiddling

And keep the other players twiddling

We Are from Calgary

And not from Hungary

The taste in our mouths is sweet and sugary

We are the wranglers

We are here to wrangle

Whomever gets in our way we will mangale

Whomever crosses our paths will will strangle

We will skate around you with our filthy dangles

And break your poor little ankles

A new team has sprouted before us

Now it's time to sit back and adore us.

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