Womp Speaks out about Trade Rumors

[AdamEss 58]

Womp Womp Womp Womp Womp Jr approaches the podium and sets down a bottle filled with an unknown liquid.

Womp: No questions today. But you get to here a story and I want it reported word for word for word. So my GM pulls me into the office this week and says hey Womp, I wanted to let you know that some teams are interested in you and Quinn. Things obviously aren't going as smoothly as we had hoped so far and this would be a good chance for you to go somewhere and compete. So I tell him to go tell those teams that they can trade for deez nuts. I'm staying in Mexico City. Now, don't get me wrong. They can get a uniform, a locker space, some local events with deez nuts all they like. Deez nuts is nothing if not a team player. But I'll be staying right here ride or die with the team that picked me up to begin with. Let's be real here. As is I have one season in the VHLM. I'll be in Bratislava next year. So why the fuck would I uproot my current life and go spend half a year playing mercenary to help some team win a trophy I already have anyway instead of rolling with the people who've been with me all season? My legacy is going to be defined by what I do for the next decade plus, not by the two little cups I might've won down here. Nice little cups, just not that important in the grand scheme of things. I'm gonna spend years and years knocking people on their ass and throwing hands at an exceptional level. Nobody's gonna use my time in the M to judge me. Nobody's gonna say I'm not sure he was a Hall of Famer but then I saw that he laid 13 hits in one game against San Diego or Miami or whoever it was. Some soft ass team of plugs. And quite frankly if you as a player or a coach think this is the place where you're supposed to be striving then you have lost the plot and your damn mind. It's time you get reacquainted with reality. In reality I am a Malmo Nighthawk. When I decide how I want to train, what I want to work on, its the Malmo staff I talk to first. This isn't some kind of backhanded insult to the Kings' organization. It's reality. This is a great team, awesome fans, and I fucking love being here. Sure as hell beats some hellhole like Halifax that's for damn sure. But its a pitstop. So I hope that whatever failed high school coach who snagged a job at the lowest level of the VHL is out there paying attention right now. You think you're slick here trying to quote unquote make moves, you need to get a hold of yourself. You're not Pat Riley. You're not even Puck Riley. You are a placeholder. Whatever 6th liner failures you gather around you to try to Shark Tank your way into some cup is gonna be the absolute highlight of your life while I'm off making millions in the REAL league and telling supermodels I'm too busy tonight because I'm out with other supermodels. And if any of you wanna be GM's out there don't like it tell your enforcer to come find me. Hell tell the entire team to. I'' freeze a laffy taffy and slap every single one. Womp out.

He aggressively grabs the bottle and storms off without another word. 

[Boaty 139]

9 hours ago, AdamEss said:

Womp Womp Womp Womp Womp Jr approaches the podium and sets down a bottle filled with an unknown liquid.

Womp: No questions today. But you get to here a story and I want it reported word for word for word. So my GM pulls me into the office this week and says hey Womp, I wanted to let you know that some teams are interested in you and Quinn. Things obviously aren't going as smoothly as we had hoped so far and this would be a good chance for you to go somewhere and compete. So I tell him to go tell those teams that they can trade for deez nuts. I'm staying in Mexico City. Now, don't get me wrong. They can get a uniform, a locker space, some local events with deez nuts all they like. Deez nuts is nothing if not a team player. But I'll be staying right here ride or die with the team that picked me up to begin with. Let's be real here. As is I have one season in the VHLM. I'll be in Bratislava next year. So why the fuck would I uproot my current life and go spend half a year playing mercenary to help some team win a trophy I already have anyway instead of rolling with the people who've been with me all season? My legacy is going to be defined by what I do for the next decade plus, not by the two little cups I might've won down here. Nice little cups, just not that important in the grand scheme of things. I'm gonna spend years and years knocking people on their ass and throwing hands at an exceptional level. Nobody's gonna use my time in the M to judge me. Nobody's gonna say I'm not sure he was a Hall of Famer but then I saw that he laid 13 hits in one game against San Diego or Miami or whoever it was. Some soft ass team of plugs. And quite frankly if you as a player or a coach think this is the place where you're supposed to be striving then you have lost the plot and your damn mind. It's time you get reacquainted with reality. In reality I am a Malmo Nighthawk. When I decide how I want to train, what I want to work on, its the Malmo staff I talk to first. This isn't some kind of backhanded insult to the Kings' organization. It's reality. This is a great team, awesome fans, and I fucking love being here. Sure as hell beats some hellhole like Halifax that's for damn sure. But its a pitstop. So I hope that whatever failed high school coach who snagged a job at the lowest level of the VHL is out there paying attention right now. You think you're slick here trying to quote unquote make moves, you need to get a hold of yourself. You're not Pat Riley. You're not even Puck Riley. You are a placeholder. Whatever 6th liner failures you gather around you to try to Shark Tank your way into some cup is gonna be the absolute highlight of your life while I'm off making millions in the REAL league and telling supermodels I'm too busy tonight because I'm out with other supermodels. And if any of you wanna be GM's out there don't like it tell your enforcer to come find me. Hell tell the entire team to. I'' freeze a laffy taffy and slap every single one. Womp out.

He aggressively grabs the bottle and storms off without another word. 

I just love the womp story's and one thing as a Halifax player I wil destroy your team Bedirhan Paard does not accept someone to talk bad against Halifax