Is Laser Brewer The Best Player In The VHL Portal?

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Is Laser Brewer The Best Player In The VHL Portal?

 

Matthew Kai, Elfon Ashelf and Ian Smith

Jack Todaro and Haydyn

Chet Foreals and barry bigman

Dirty Caufield

Greg Santos

Majestic Buffalo

Dawson Thibert

Ches Morrison

Kiefer Leclerc

John Smith

Danny dimes

Evgeni Shevkov

Titomir Pukshuuter

 

Current Leaderboard:

1: Matthew Kai

2: Evgeni Shevkov

3: barry bigman

4: Greg Santos

5: Elfon Ashelf

6: Kiefer Leclerc

7: Chet Foreals

8: Dirty Caufield

9: John Smith

10: Majestic Buffalo

11: Jack Todaro

12: Titomir Pukshuuter

13: Ches Morrison

14: Ian Smith

15: Danny dimes

16: Dawson Thibert

17. Haydyn

 

So I was initially confused when the randomizer tasked me with reviewing Laser Brewer because the username for the member who created Brewer is Laseck Brewer, so I was wondering why they didn’t just go with that name for the player as well. Turns out, it’s because they already had a player called Laseck Brewer in Season 73, but I’m not going to spoil what I think of them because you’ll have to wait at least 1000 vhl.coms before I get to them probably. Anyway, there isn’t much to say about Laser Brewer, in fact the most notable thing about Laser Brewer is that their player thread seems to indicate the first instance of DoktorFunk offering:

 

MAXIMUM ICE TIME FOR THE WHOLE SEASON.

 

Which seems to add up based on the fact that every other instance I’ve seen has had a white background on the night skin I use.

 

Anyway, Brewer received five offers and didn’t accept any of them. While they definitely allocated their initial TPA, we can’t tell what they added to because they were retired before their eighth and final season along with all the other 0 TPA hybrid attribute players. The one thing that is notable though is that they finished their career 0 TPA and 19 banked TPE. Yes, that is the same as Ches Morrison but Ches Morrison at least submitted for practice facility once before leaving. Laser Brewer did not and, despite checking back onto the site six months after creating, I have to put Laser Brewer below Haydyn as the 18^th best player in the VHL portal.

 

Current Leaderboard:

1: Matthew Kai

2: Evgeni Shevkov

3: barry bigman

4: Greg Santos

5: Elfon Ashelf

6: Kiefer Leclerc

7: Chet Foreals

8: Dirty Caufield

9: John Smith

10: Majestic Buffalo

11: Jack Todaro

12: Titomir Pukshuuter

13: Ches Morrison

14: Ian Smith

15: Danny dimes

16: Dawson Thibert

17. Haydyn

18. Laser Brewer

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