Riggsy 72 Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 Czar and VHL 15 Don't get off to a Good Start Everyone knows about the not so new anymore next generation consoles the Czar Box One and the Czar Station 4. Well, the King after reaching the VHL, got his first paycheck and spent it wisely. He bought VHL 15 and ordered one of his minions to make a custom cover and put his face on it. The servant, aka 44, obliged. The cover can be seen below. Czar was pleased with the cover and decided not to destroy Jarome on that day. Opening up the game fast, he put it into the Czar Box One, and even though it was for the wrong console, the game worked. Only for the King. Quickly scrolling down to the Helsinki Titans in Be A Czar Mode to be himself, the King was outraged when he found out he wasn't on the list. Frustrated, he snapped his controller in half and through it through the T.V. Trying to make himself in the game, (Yes, the game still worked, even computers obey the King's commands), he was about half way done before the T.V had started short circuiting. Of course, he demanded his minions hook him up with the nearest T.V as fast as possible, or the King was going to go pay EA Sports a visit. That's a picture above of the neighbours house, let's just say.. their T.V may have mysteriously gone missing. There was no HDMI cable in the T.V and Czar got his stick out.. and, you can tell the rest. An hour later, King Czar was on the private jet plane straight to the EA Sports Headquarters to get a word with the crew about the blasphemy of leaving the all star of the VHL off the VHL 15 video game for the not so new anymore consoles. Just as he was getting off his private jet, landing it in the middle of the busy street. The King was interrupted by security, and this was supposed to be peaceful meeting the guards droned on and on, and in an attempt to frisk the King, Czar took out his stick and went to work, very good at this new skill he found that the VHL Rulebook called "Slashing." If this was a game, Czar would've gotten 2 double minors, and a game misconduct. The King backed away, very impressed with his work and proceeded to go inside the building acting as if nothing had happened. Just giving a look at the front desk staff scared them into telling them the VHL 15's developer's room number, name, house address, and personal phone number all written down neatly and quickly. The King didn't take stairs so he crowded into the elevator, his head almost hitting the top of the elevator shaft. The elevator music was driving him crazy so much that the King hit the speaker phone hard, almost stopping the elevator, but hey.. at least the music turned off. And then he arrived at the floor. *To Be Continued* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Trifecta 1,896 Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 Czar box? Can I buy one then blow it up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STZ 5,356 Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 EA Sports - it's not in the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Trifecta 1,896 Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 Content: 3/3 Nice write up. It's interesting that there are some consoles named after you. VHL should have better cover athletes at least. Grammar: 2/2 Nope Appearance: 1/1 FINAL: 6/6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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