VHLM GMs Catch KronchyMania

[Garsh 1,189]

Saturday November 5, 2022 is the VHLM draft.  As always with these events there is last minute scrambling to make sure everything is in order.  However, an unexpected occurrence has the VHLM commissioners and crew scrambling.  It seems that several VHLM team representatives have become infected with KronchyMania.  Kronchy Kardashian is a young defender and youngest sibling of the famous family.  Initially, many teams were probably only be interested in the potential publicity that having a Kardashian would bring the team.  However, Kronchy’s time with the Las Vegas Aces has turned some teams on to what a huge asset they can be.  While Kronchy certainly wouldn’t have turned any heads with their offensive play (1G, 9 assists in 40 games), the advanced analytics show that Kronchy is a very positive influence on a teams possession when on the ice. Kronchy’s agent Garsh, has informed us that several of the VHLM GMs have reached out to him and Kronchy regarding playing for them.  We don't have to wait much longer to see where they will land.

 

None of that has to do with KronchyMania however, which seems to be focused on Kronchy’s..well how do I put this, Kronchy’s greatest asset, if you catch my drift.

[jacobcarson877 2,528]

10 minutes ago, Garsh said:

huge ass

hehe