Juan Ceson Picks a Team

[dylanjj37 340]

(Disclaimer: This is (mostly) written by a website and therefore half the pronouns for people are wrong and I didn't read it to change them, sorry)

(Disclaimer 2: Won't be claiming for TPE since I didn't write most of it, don't get angry at me)

(Don't scroll to the bottom for spoilers. That's cheating.)

(Actually if you are lazy/busy you can skip to here for shorter version: Didn't know there would be a summary

 

This season Juan Ceson is once again a free agent. Not knowing what team to pick, he turned to his good friend Sam who suggested making all the GMs fight to the death and so that is what he did. What team will win?

 

Juan Ceson Games

As the GMs and AGMs stand on their podiums, the horn sounds.

Poopguins Fan runs away from the Cornucopia.

Minion runs away from the Cornucopia.

Raisin clutches a first aid kit and runs away.

Lemorse grabs a backpack and retreats.

This Guy runs away from the Cornucopia.

Someone Else stabs Ben while her back is turned.

Shawn and Bulduarr's Clone fight for a bag. Shawn gives up and retreats.

Another Person rips a mace out of That Guy's hands.

Shawn's Clone grabs a shield leaning on the cornucopia.

Ferk runs away from the Cornucopia.

Bulduarr runs away from the Cornucopia.

Jacob finds a backpack full of camping equipment.

AJ finds a bow, some arrows, and a quiver.

Thunder runs away from the Cornucopia.

Nurx runs away from the Cornucopia.

Blazzer runs away from the Cornucopia.

Cole and Ente threaten a double suicide. It fails and they die.

Pifferfish grabs a jar of fishing bait while Grape gets fishing gear.

Aimkin grabs a backpack and retreats.
 

Day 1

 

Thunder, This Guy, Shawn, Shawn's Clone, and Lemorse hunt for other tributes.

Bulduarr's Clone picks flowers.

Bulduarr receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.

Nurx dies trying to escape the arena.

Blazzer receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.

AJ defeats Another Person in a fight, but spares her life.

Raisin practices her archery.

Ferk receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.

Poopguins Fan searches for firewood.

Grape makes a wooden spear.

That Guy receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.

Jacob steals from Pifferfish while she isn't looking.

Aimkin receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.

Minion begs for Someone Else to kill her. He refuses, keeping Minion alive.

 

Night 1

 

Poopguins Fan is unable to start a fire and sleeps without warmth.

That Guy convinces Lemorse to snuggle with him.

Pifferfish and Raisin huddle for warmth.

Someone Else starts a fire.

Aimkin defeats Thunder in a fight, but spares her life.

Ferk, This Guy, and Minion cheerfully sing songs together.

Blazzer quietly hums.

Another Person defeats Jacob in a fight, but spares his life.

Shawn's Clone questions her sanity.

Bulduarr's Clone, Grape, Bulduarr, and Shawn tell each other ghost stories to lighten the mood.

AJ receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.
 

Day 2

 

That Guy goes hunting.

Minion searches for firewood.

Aimkin hunts for other tributes.

Poopguins Fan runs away from Bulduarr's Clone.

This Guy questions her sanity.

Shawn's Clone, Ferk, Bulduarr, Thunder, and Lemorse hunt for other tributes.

Raisin and Another Person split up to search for resources.

Shawn scares Pifferfish off.

AJ chases Someone Else.

Jacob overhears Blazzer and Grape talking in the distance.

 

Night 2

 

Grape receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.

Lemorse tries to treat his infection.

Bulduarr's Clone defeats Pifferfish in a fight, but spares her life.

Blazzer, Minion, Ferk, and Shawn sleep in shifts.

AJ cries himself to sleep.

That Guy and Aimkin hold hands.

Raisin tries to treat her infection.

Poopguins Fan looks at the night sky.

Someone Else thinks about home.

Shawn's Clone dies from thirst.

Thunder sees a fire, but stays hidden.

Jacob and This Guy sleep in shifts.

Another Person receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.

Bulduarr looks at the night sky.

 

Day 3

 

Bulduarr attacks That Guy, but he manages to escape.

AJ receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.

This Guy picks flowers.

Raisin and Jacob split up to search for resources.

Aimkin overhears Bulduarr's Clone and Blazzer talking in the distance.

Another Person stalks Shawn.

Grape tries to spear fish with a trident.

Ferk discovers a cave.

Minion receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.

Pifferfish thinks about home.

Poopguins Fan tries to sleep through the entire day.

Thunder hunts for other tributes.

Someone Else sprains his ankle while running away from Lemorse.

 

Night 3

 

Poopguins Fan passes out from exhaustion.

That Guy and Aimkin hold hands.

Another Person sees a fire, but stays hidden.

Blazzer loses sight of where he is.

AJ goes to sleep.

Grape convinces Pifferfish to snuggle with him.

Raisin lets Thunder into her shelter.

Minion, Someone Else, This Guy, and Bulduarr's Clone tell each other ghost stories to lighten the mood.

Shawn tends to Lemorse's wounds.

Jacob cannot handle the circumstances and commits suicide.

Bulduarr sets up camp for the night.

Ferk thinks about winning.
 

Day 4

 

Bulduarr tends to Someone Else's wounds.

That Guy diverts Aimkin's attention and runs away.

Minion picks flowers.

This Guy tries to spear fish with a trident.

Shawn collects fruit from a tree.

Thunder sprains her ankle while running away from Pifferfish.

Another Person makes a slingshot.

Poopguins Fan scares AJ off.

Grape diverts Lemorse's attention and runs away.

Raisin accidently steps on a landmine.

Bulduarr's Clone makes a slingshot.

Blazzer makes a wooden spear.

Ferk dies from an infection.

 

Night 4

 

AJ receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.

That Guy and Lemorse tell stories about themselves to each other.

Bulduarr and Bulduarr's Clone talk about the tributes still alive.

Aimkin questions her sanity.

Poopguins Fan climbs a tree to rest.

Pifferfish tries to sing herself to sleep.

Grape and Blazzer sleep in shifts.

Shawn looks at the night sky.

Someone Else and Minion sleep in shifts.

Thunder and This Guy hold hands.

Another Person receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.

 

Day 5

 

Someone Else scares Bulduarr's Clone off.

Shawn injures himself.

Grape, Pifferfish, Bulduarr, and Minion raid Poopguins Fan's camp while she is hunting.

AJ fishes.

That Guy and Lemorse hunt for other tributes.

Another Person throws a knife into This Guy's head.

Aimkin and Thunder work together for the day.

Blazzer picks flowers.

 

Night 5

 

Grape, Bulduarr, and Another Person discuss the games and what might happen in the morning.

Poopguins Fan receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.

Someone Else is awoken by nightmares.

Thunder questions her sanity.

Aimkin poisons Minion's drink. She drinks it and dies.

That Guy receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.

Lemorse begs for Bulduarr's Clone to kill him. She refuses, keeping Lemorse alive.

Blazzer is awoken by nightmares.

AJ and Shawn talk about the tributes still alive.

Pifferfish sees a fire, but stays hidden.

 

Day 6

 

Grape questions his sanity.

Blazzer discovers a cave.

Bulduarr's Clone discovers a river.

Pifferfish thinks about home.

That Guy, Someone Else, Bulduarr, and Another Person raid AJ's camp while he is hunting.

Thunder discovers a river.

Aimkin goes hunting.

Shawn tries to spear fish with a trident.

Poopguins Fan is pricked by thorns while picking berries.

Lemorse travels to higher ground.

 

Oh No!

 

A volcano erupts at the center of the arena.

Shawn survives.

Blazzer survives.

Pifferfish dips her weapon in the lava and kills That Guy with it.

As Bulduarr's Clone trips over Bulduarr into the lava, she grabs him and pulls him down with her.

Aimkin survives.

AJ survives.

Grape survives.

Poopguins Fan survives.

Someone Else suffocates.

Lemorse survives.

Thunder survives.

Another Person survives.

 

Night 6

 

Grape fends Blazzer, Lemorse, and Another Person away from his fire.

AJ tends to his wounds.

Shawn, Poopguins Fan, and Pifferfish sleep in shifts.

Aimkin stays awake all night.

Thunder quietly hums.
 

Day 7

 

Poopguins Fan collects fruit from a tree.

Aimkin attempts to climb a tree, but falls on Grape, killing them both.

Blazzer, Pifferfish, Thunder, and AJ hunt for other tributes.

Shawn searches for a water source.

Another Person kills Lemorse while he is resting.

 

Night 7

 

Poopguins Fan receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.

Blazzer attempts to start a fire, but is unsuccessful.

Pifferfish climbs a tree to rest.

Another Person and Shawn huddle for warmth.

AJ receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.

Thunder cooks her food before putting her fire out.

 

The Feast

 

The cornucopia is replenished with food, supplies, weapons, and memoirs from the tributes' families.

Another Person kills Poopguins Fan for her supplies.

Blazzer stuffs a bundle of dry clothing into a backpack before sprinting away.

Shawn convinces AJ to not kill him, only to kill him instead.

Pifferfish falls into a frozen lake and drowns.

Thunder decides not to go to The Feast.

 

THE FINAL FOUR REMAIN: SHAWN (HALIFAX), BLAZZER (LAS VEGAS), THUNDER (MEXICO CITY) AND ANOTHER PERSON

 

Day 8

 

Thunder forces Blazzer to kill Another Person or Shawn. He decides to kill Shawn.

 

Night 8

 

Thunder loses sight of where she is.

Blazzer severely injures Another Person, but puts her out of her misery.

 

Day 9

 

Thunder taints Blazzer's food, killing him.

 

Spoiler

The winner is Thunder from Mexico City!

 

Will Juan now go to Mexico City? You bet he will. For a holiday, at least.

 

Edited December 26, 2022 by dylanjj37

[Guest]

what team is it

 

[dylanjj37 340]

11 minutes ago, Jason kranz said:

what team is it

 

accidentally posted it half way through writing so had to edit it. you can read now.

[dylanjj37 340]

The Bloodbath
Someone Else stabs Ben while her back is turned.
Cole and Ente threaten a double suicide. It fails and they die.

Day 1
Nurx dies trying to escape the arena.

Night 1
No deaths occurred.

Day 2
No deaths occurred.

Night 2
Shawn's Clone dies from thirst.

Day 3
No deaths occurred.

Night 3
Jacob cannot handle the circumstances and commits suicide.

Day 4
Raisin accidently steps on a landmine.
Ferk dies from an infection.

Night 4
No deaths occurred.

Day 5
Another Person throws a knife into This Guy's head.

Night 5
aimkin poisons Minion's drink. She drinks it and dies.

Day 6
No deaths occurred.

Arena Event
A volcano erupts at the center of the arena.
Pifferfish dips her weapon in the lava and kills That Guy with it.
As Bulduarr's Clone trips over Bulduarr into the lava, she grabs him and pulls him down with her.
Someone Else suffocates.

Night 6
No deaths occurred.

Day 7
aimkin attempts to climb a tree, but falls on Grape, killing them both.
Another Person kills Lemorse while he is resting.

Night 7
No deaths occurred.

The Feast
Another Person kills Poopguins Fan for her supplies.
Shawn convinces AJ to not kill him, only to kill him instead.
Pifferfish falls into a frozen lake and drowns.

Day 8
Thunder forces Blazzer to kill Another Person or Shawn. He decides to kill Shawn.

Night 8
Blazzer severely injures Another Person, but puts her out of her misery.

Day 9
Thunder taints Blazzer's food, killing him.
The winner is Thunder from District 4!

[jacobcarson877 2,529]

37 minutes ago, dylanjj37 said:

Jacob cannot handle the circumstances and commits suicide.

F

[dylanjj37 340]

1 minute ago, jacobcarson877 said:

F

truly devastating

[AJW 2,156]

@ShawnGlade wtf dude not cool

[nurx 914]

1 hour ago, dylanjj37 said:

Someone Else stabs Ben while her back is turned.

both of us get taken out at the start typical 

[dylanjj37 340]

8 minutes ago, nurx said:

both of us get taken out at the start typical 

and there was so much hope for miami!

[Arce 755]

Damn Blazzer was so close.

[rory 1,915]

Congrats Mexico

[Thunder 1,166]

So glad to hear youre coming to mexico juan

[ShawnGlade 1,010]

On 12/25/2022 at 7:00 PM, dylanjj37 said:

Another Person stalks Shawn.

this feels deeply ominous

[ShawnGlade 1,010]

On 12/25/2022 at 7:53 PM, AJW said:

@ShawnGlade wtf dude not cool

sucks to suck