dylanjj37 247 Posted June 11, 2023 Share Posted June 11, 2023 After the VHLM commissioner, Spartan, banned Juan Ceson from his league because Juan took all his money in a casino game, Juan moved to Europe where he decided to try and find another team. There were so many teams in Europe that Juan was sure he would be able to find another team. He tried to sign with many of the European league teams such as the Warsaw Predators and the Riga Reign and London United but they all said that Juan was not eligible to play in their league. What was Juan to do? He had been sent to the European league by Commissioner Spartan but he was also not allowed to play for the European teams! There was just one solution. He would start his own team and no one would be able to stop him. He wouldn’t have silly rules about who could be on his team and it would be the greatest team of all time. It wouldn’t even be in a league. It would be the Harlem Globetrotters of the ice hockey world but better. And so Juan signed with his new team, the Juan Ceson Ice Hockey team and is now looking for new players who would like to play on his team. Juan has also hired a GM for his new team, Vincent Gagnier-Laroche, who will be GM-ing the team. Vincent Gagnier-Laroche is the best GM Juan ever had playing in the Pro-Am tournament apart from himself and Vincent Gagnier-Laroche is very good at what he does so he has been hired for the job. He does not he is hired yet this is a surprise for him but there was no other choice because no other GM was as good at GM-ing in the Pro-Am other than Juan Ceson himself. He is also the GM of the Mississauga Hounds who are not quite as good as some other VHLM teams but also not the worst thanks to his excellent GM skills. He is definitely one of the GMs in the league. Finally, Juan would like to announce the start of his newest charity to help people less fortunate than him, the Juan Ceson Hockey Development Company. Juan will take players from countries where ice hockey is not very popular or where it is not played at all and he will help transform them into stars. He will fund their training and their living expenses and all the things they need and he will only take a percentage of their future contracts. He wants to help people who are like he was and who could be stars in the ice hockey world, perhaps even eventually joining the Juan Ceson Ice Hockey team. He will gladly accept all donations and contributions towards this very deserving cause. At least 2% of your donation will be spent directly on helping these new ice hockey players. Juan already has one player lined up to be supported by his fund who will hopefully be signing in the VHLM to start their ice hockey career soon. vincentlg2007, badcolethetitan, Spartan and 4 others 5 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vincentlg2007 461 Posted June 11, 2023 Share Posted June 11, 2023 Best article of all time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vincentlg2007 461 Posted June 11, 2023 Share Posted June 11, 2023 Best surprise ever ngl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dylanjj37 247 Posted June 11, 2023 Author Share Posted June 11, 2023 2 minutes ago, vincentlg2007 said: Best article of all time Thank you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhatty8 662 Posted June 11, 2023 Share Posted June 11, 2023 21 minutes ago, dylanjj37 said: Finally, Juan would like to announce the start of his newest charity to help people less fortunate than him, the Juan Ceson Hockey Development Company. Juan will take players from countries where ice hockey is not very popular or where it is not played at all and he will help transform them into stars. He will fund their training and their living expenses and all the things they need and he will only take a percentage of their future contracts. He wants to help people who are like he was and who could be stars in the ice hockey world, perhaps even eventually joining the Juan Ceson Ice Hockey team. He will gladly accept all donations and contributions towards this very deserving cause. At least 2% of your donation will be spent directly on helping these new ice hockey players. Juan already has one player lined up to be supported by his fund who will hopefully be signing in the VHLM to start their ice hockey career soon. Xiver Zilla, the only vhl hockey player from Malta in history, would like to pledge his money to help Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dylanjj37 247 Posted June 11, 2023 Author Share Posted June 11, 2023 1 minute ago, jhatty8 said: Xiver Zilla, the only vhl hockey player from Malta in history, would like to pledge his money to help Thank you! Juan will happily accept your donation of all your money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vincentlg2007 461 Posted June 11, 2023 Share Posted June 11, 2023 I donate the entirety of the Mississauga Hounds S89 revenues Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dylanjj37 247 Posted June 11, 2023 Author Share Posted June 11, 2023 18 minutes ago, vincentlg2007 said: I donate the entirety of the Mississauga Hounds S89 revenues So you're donating nothing? Not very charitable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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