Even Numbered Years Can Suck My Dick

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While Edwin Encarnacion has faced many monstrosities on the ice over his storied career, it seems that his biggest enemy is not anyone that he faces, but in fact the season that he plays in. While the former baseball superstar has been able to lock up the PIM championship in all of the odd-numbered seasons that he played, every even-numbered season that he has set on the ice has been the equivalent of a walking bowl of faeces.

 

 Season 34 – Edwin’s first season on the ice came with Saskatoon Wild in the VHLM, and one would have thought that would have been the easiest time for him to secure the PIMs but, nope, he somehow managed not to even break the top ten in PIMs, although one could say he was hindered by a strange management decision to have an inactive player play on the starting line ahead of him for over half the season.

 

Season 36 – Spending half the season in Seattle and Cologne respectively, Encarnacion only just squeaked into the top 10 in shots blocked (10^th) for the season, which can be put down to Encarnacion’s stalled development in Seattle.

 

Season 38 – Although Encarnacion managed to make his first all-star game, it meant absolutely nothing in the grand scheme of things as he was marginally pipped to the PIM championship by current teammate Godvari Yumalatopinto.

 

Season 40 – Could end up to be Encarnacion’s worst season yet, as he doesn’t yet feature in any top 10 of note, though most of this could be put down to Edwin playing with similarly physical players (such as Thomas Landry and Yumalatopinto) for the first time in his career.

 

So yeah, fuck even years, but Season 41, I’m coming for you tosspots! 

[Victor 11,015]

At least you're good in odd numbered years.