WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW scouting report

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 Position: W

Number: 23

Age: 23

Height: W'WW"

Weight: WWW lbs

Catches: Left

 

WWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWW is an up and coming goaltender looking to break into the scene following a full season acting as the Houston Bulls' backup. The experience on the bench studying the game has seasoned the young player, as he looks to break into the VHLE with the Bratislava Watchmen. During a flurry of offseason activity, WWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWW captained both the Steel in the JST, and Team Asia in the WJC. While winning the JST, and being named best goaltender, MVP, and playoffs MVP, Team Asia was led into battle by some mid goaler so they did not medal.

 

Strengths: -WWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWW brings so many intangibles to the table, it's simply not fair. When the New York Americans drafted him at 18th, they drafted the heart and soul of the Americans franchise, and will probably be named captain before he graduates from the Bratislava Watchmen. His Gatorade refills and bench door openings/60 were simply off the charts in season 89, and that training level simply cannot be matched by any other VHL starter, past, future, or present.

-WWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWW is a real meditative player. Following his years in the Gobi Desert, he has learned the skill of self-realization and meditation. If a wild horse ever enters the ice surface, W is sure to calm and tame the beast, as he did many times while travelling the Mongol Steppe.

 

Weaknesses: WWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWW has a lack of in game experience, and this may be a detractor as he translates his off-ice intangibles into bonafied goaler skills, however there is no indication that WWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWW cannot be the greatest player to ever grace the VHL. Of course, with his sample size of 2 games in official competitions, there is no evidence he can be either.

-Lots of people from W's American hometown of Bridgewater, Connecticut may come to the games and make fun of WWWWWW for running away from the problems of being a straight white trust fund baby and instead travelling to Mongolia to find his "inner self". This of course, will not deter W, as their is truly nothing more straight white trust fund baby then travelling to an Asian country in the name of "finding themselves".

 

In conclusion, WWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWW is a certified winner that will carry both the Bratislava Watchmen and the New York Americans at the exact same time all the while being a licensed spiritual guide/travel agent in the state of Wyoming.