Moderator MubbleFubbles 1,292 Posted October 13, 2023 Moderator Share Posted October 13, 2023 (edited) Hello everyone, Wayne Gretzky here and you might remember "The Great One" Wayne Gretzky as the best hockey player of all time, which is why "Queen G" Wayne Gretzky decided to come to the Victory Hockey League to re-assert myself, that being "The Human Hat-Trick Machine" Wayne Gretzky, as the Aristotle of Ice Hockey. However, since joining the league, The Right Honourable Wayne Gretzky has been appalled at the treatment that Wayne Gretzky (the hockey player that Scotty Campbell wishes he was) has received since declaring for the Season 92 Draft. For one, not one single soul has uttered the name "Wayne Gretzky" since that momentous day where Wayne "The Brain" Gretzky declared for the Season 92 VHL Draft, despite the fact that nobody on this planet, or in fact any other planet, is within touching distance of "The Gold Standard" Wayne Gretzky's talent. Furthermore, Sports Illustrated Sportsman of the Year Wayne Gretzky has only received offers of $1.5 Million dollars to join Minor League teams in the lead-up to "The Dashing One" Wayne Gretzky's VHL Draft, a paltry sum when one considers what Wayne Gretzky, the only muggle more magic than Harry Potter, can bring to a Minor League team. Naturally, Wayne Gretzky is too Gretz (adjective: to be akin to a god-like being, e.g. Wayne Gretzky) to even consider a minor league team, but the gall of these Minor League teams even offering a megastar like Wayne "Insane In The Membrane" Gretzky such a pittance is downright laughable. You have offended "The Best There Was, The Best There Is and The Best There Ever Will Be" Wayne Gretzky and now you will all pay the price. Edited October 13, 2023 by MubbleFubbles jacobcarson877, Garsh and Scurvy 3 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/141336-wayne-gretzky-is-shocked-and-appalled/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel Janser 2,216 Posted October 13, 2023 Share Posted October 13, 2023 Looks like Gretzky had a lot of Bullshark Steroids for breakfast considering his enhance physique... Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/141336-wayne-gretzky-is-shocked-and-appalled/#findComment-1000968 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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