Jesse Teno barred from Finland

[Garsh 1,195]

Breaking news from the office of Sauli Niinistö, President of Finland.  Jesse Teno ( @aimkin ) has been barred from entering the country of Finland effective immediately.  Teno, for those unaware, is the goalie for the London United and a goddamn Moscow menace to society.  In the 5 games against the Titans this season Teno has posted a .9699 stopping 161 of 166 shots against.  They are leading the league (among starters) with a .941.  This is baffling for the Titans faithful as the Titans are a good team this season, sitting 6th in the overall standings and 5th in goals scored.

 

Mercifully for the Titans they only have 1 regular season game left against the United.  Conveniently for the United it's a home game for them so they will have their star goaltender.  What’s vexing for Helsinki is that the team had success against Teno last offseason.  Sure they lost the series but had games where they put up 5 and 6 goals on them.

 

We will have to see what happens if the teams end up facing each other in the playoffs, Teno may have to wear some Groucho glasses and a jersey that says “Definitely Not Jesse Teno” in order to sneak into the country.

 

(stats because I have them so might as well post them)

 

game	saves	shots	%
10	21	22	95.45%
43	30	30	100.00%
89	42	43	97.67%
259	30	32	93.75%
266	38	39	97.44%
total	161	166	96.99%

 

 

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