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Someone Needs to Audit Teno


Aimee

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Jesse Teno continues to carry the crown of starter goalie god this season. They were even seen last night walking into a Swarovski store to purchase a crown for themselves. It seems that are beginning to let the success go to their head. We had always seen Teno as a down to Earth kind of player and not only are we worried about their public persona, but we are also worried that the “joke” of embezzling funds from their foundation may be less of a joke and more of a possibility that the public and governmental authorities should consider. 

 

It is rumored that the crown will be made up of 300 diamonds on a white gold shell and cost the goalie around one million pounds, or about $1.25 million USD. The largest diamond is said to be about the size of a fist and will weigh in around 1.36kg or 3lbs. Again, we here at this publication encourage fans and authorities to consider the source of these funds.

 

168 words for week ending 11/26/2023
 

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