Wayne Gretzky Is Trying To Improve His Game, Honest.

[MubbleFubbles 1,290]

Wayne Gretzky is undoubtedly the best hockey player to ever play the game and as we all know, you don't get to that level without putting in a lot of hard work. However, there have been concerns raised as to how Gretzky is going about "improving" himself while he makes his comeback from 17 broken everythings. 

 

The first of these concerns came following Wayne Gretzky's interview with NBC Radio (which is absolutely a thing, I didn't just put a large american broadcasting network in front of Radio and hope that it's a thing) which was all going perfectly fine and Wayne Gretzky was perfectly cooperative and charming interacting with the hosts. However after one of the hosts seemed to be indicating they were ending the interview after a 35 minute interview, Gretzky flipped out. He yelled out "How the fuck am I supposed to improve with a 35 minute podcast, are you fucking kidding me? We've got three people here, we need to go for fucking 40 mins you fucking shit-for-brains sack of shit!" That drama did lead to the interview going for 40 minutes and Gretzky was ecstatic after that was reached, seemingly unaware of the state of shock he had sent the rest of the recording studio into. 

 

There were then reports about Wayne Gretzky suplexing an 8 year old child in the streets of San Diego and taking the child's iPad. Gret\zky, seemingly unaware that he had badly hurt the child, then proceeded to type on the iPad and when confronted by strangers about what he'd done to the child said "Listen here shit sandwiches! It's Sunday, I need to get my 150 words in otherwise how the fuck am I going to improve, huh? You wouldn't know because you aren't an athlete, you aren't at my level! Fuck you and fuck off!" Once Gretzky had completed his task, he was once again very happy and gleefully gave the child back his iPad, although the child wasn't able to respond at the time given the amount of pain they were in having broken their back. 

 

Finally Wayne Gretzky was seen in the betting shops of Las Vegas betting on VHL, VHLE and VHLM teams were going to win in the coming week. When he was confronted by fellow betters as to the legalities of betting on games within his sport and even his own league, Gretzky was furious. He yelled "Look here dumbass of dumbasses! This is uncapped ok? Uncapped! Do you understand what that means? That means, shitbag, that this is the only way that I'm going to get ahead of my competition! If I don't do this, I'm just a norm-max capping dickhead, do you think Wayne Gretzky is just a norm-max capping dickhead? Huh?!" 

 

While we didn't get any formal written reports on other actions he's partaken in, there are other reports suggesting he went to local art galleries and called everyone's work inadequate and participating in local pub trivia then threw a tantrum when he got a question wrong saying he'd need to do a Game Recap to make up for it.

[rory 1,916]

[Noodle Enjoyer 201]

can confirm, I've seen footage of Wayne Gretzky suplexing a child.