The Case to be Drafted Last Part 2

[CaptainSB 117]

This is part 2 of my case to be drafted last in the VHLM draft (and future drafts)!

Now I'm continuing my theme of why it would be best to draft Samsayz I-Smell last.

 

New Case 1: Inspiration for Future New Players and Late Draft Picks
Similar to "Mr Irrelevant" in the NFL, I want to make being drafted last in the VHL cool.
Why be like all the other leagues that make being drafted last feel bad?

 

What if we have someone being picked last and then be a good contributor and league leader in the future?
Don't you think it'll help inspire future last round and last pick players?

GMs, be smart and take one for the league! Draft I-Smell last!

 

New Case 2: Stinker in the JST
The Warriors are off to a blazing start going 9-1. However, guess who is the least impactful player on the team? I-Smell! I-Smell only had 2 good games and the rest had no impact in the game at all? Why go draft a player that can't even compete with his peers and shown in the first 5 games plays backup even to the bots! Don't you want to draft a more impactful competitor in the first 2 to 3 rounds? Based on prior performance against lesser competition - when you compare this to the overall VHLM - along with his meaningless minutes in the last round of S93 playoffs, the smart GMs will know any pick used on I-Smell before the last will be a waste and an overpick. Do you want to be the GM that is wasting a highly valuable pick when it is a known bust?

 

New Case 3: Gotta admire a dream
The VHL is all about supporting the community and users. Why not start to support this one user into realizing his dream of being the last draft pick! All I have wanted while earning hard and participating is to be drafted last in the VHLM, VHLE or VHL draft and think the VHLM draft might be the most realistic chance of this happening. Don't you want to support a good new user that wants to go last? Play your part and if everyone ignores I-Smell it can fall all the way down and realize his dream. From the youth in Antartica growing up in the barren snow to coming to the VHL through a long boat ride to play with the greatest sim community out there, Samsayz I-Smell had only wanted this for his player career. Please support him in realizing his dreams!

Reiterating the old Case: It Smells and Stinks

As seen in an amazing poster by teammate and future superstar Vice, I not only smell as authorized by the great Samx, but I also smell. There is a reason he sits alone on the bench for Houston and the Junior Showcase Tourney during games - because no one can stand his stench. Would you want to be the GM that brings in a foul smell to the team and drive other teams and staff crazy? You will be the most despised person in the team so don't do it! Let it fall in the draft!

 

 

 

[CaptainSB 117]

Check out Vice's poster! It is so dope! I'm the goofy polar bear you see right there! The Worst Prospect Ever!

 

Edited May 9 by CaptainSB

[Spartan 4,419]

Sounds like a Moscow first round pick to me

[dylanjj37 340]

@CaptainSB has put so much work into this campaign he deserves to go 1oa