Fuck Chris Miller![Final: 6/6]

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Just Saying I Prefer The Show Name "Snow Powered Cunt"

 

While it’s true that Encarnacion is an absolutely terrible hockey player and an even worse human being, I know that I would definitely not want to end up on his bad side, but that is exactly where Chris Miller has found himself after comments he made yesterday regarding Encarnacion and the Season 40 Team World roster. While Miller is no stranger to Encarnacion’s bad side after associating himself with shitheads such as Ryan Sullivan and Brick Wahl, he should begin to frantically look around for fire insurance after Encarnacion caught wind of the comments he made on the Laichly Rift Pajodcast, a VHL podcast hosted by paragraph enthusiast Ryan “White Ring” Power and giantbomb.com meme generator Kyle “Pew Pew Pew” Snow. The comments that Miller made were as follows:

 

“For me, it’s (the Team World squad) a four out of ten. Yeah, for me they have one good forward, and when I made good, I mean someone with over 400, 500 practice hours. I wouldn’t say Boychuk is good, good should mean that they are a solid first liner and Boychuk isn’t a solid first liner. XXX (Xin Xie Xiao) is their only really good forward, the rest of them are either 200 practice hour guys, so other than one player, it’s mostly depth. Boychuk is an example of a solid player who’s maybe just a little bit better than depth. Defensively, I don’t agree that they are one of the top three defenses in the competition, they have an okay defense. My issue with their defense is that Encarnacion is regressing and we all know how he’s built himself to play. Zadorov is solid, but he’s not a number one defenseman for a gold medal winning team, not even a medal winning team, same applies to Yamazaki. Encarnacion is going to take a ton of penalties; Xin Xie Xiao also takes a ton of penalties, who’s their goalie out for that penalty kill? Okranitz? I don’t even know who that is!”

 

GIFS!

 

While some of his comments may be contested (Some would disagree with his comments on Boychuk plus Encarnacion only last year got two out of ten votes for Defenseman of the Year), a lot of his comments seem to have been echoed by the general public, specifically the goalie situation. However, Edwin Encarnacion is, as expected, having none of this and launched into a tirade on Miller:

 

“What does that dick-licker know about winnin’ anythin’, nahmsayin’? Fools got one championship win an’ he think he a big man, guess what? I got three PIM rings on the hand, ain’t nobody every gon’ touch that, especially not Miller Lite, nahmsayin’? So Miller, first off, hashtag, get on my level, and I don’t wanna hear no braggin’ till you get to that level, nahmsayin’? But for what this fool says about us man, four out of ten, worst team in the tournament, well she-i-it you a deluded motherfucka ain’t ya? I’ll tell ya what we gon’ do in the tournament, we ain’t just gon’ win, we gon’ cruise, nahmsayin’? BALLS OUT! And we gon’ cruise because we gon’have some fun with “his boy”, as that white boy calls him, Brick Wahl. I’ll tell you what we gon’ do to that motherfucka, when that hockeyball hits the floor, we ain’t gonna see no hockeyball, nahmsayin’? We all heading straight for that motherfuckin’ piece of shit Wahl, and he ain’t gonna know what comin’ his way man. An’ when we get there man, we gon’ take our pants off, and we just gon’ shit all over that bitch till we fuckin’ bleed from our asscrack. Hell, he might get a disease or someit man shit! And then, THEN, he gon’ know who’s really shit, ya feel me?”

 

In other news, Edwin Encarnacion has actually been traded. That’s right, he’s that bad that the Calgary Wranglers didn’t even want to be associated with him during the offseason. At least for the next few days, Encarnacion is regarded as a member of the Quebec City Meute, however we’ve been told that Encarnacion has made it clear to Meute officials that he intends to at least test the free agency market. Since he’s technically regarded as a member of the Meute, despite the fact he may never play a game for the team, Edwin has now officially been a member of half of the VHL franchises.  

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Content: 3/3

Fun to read, creative article. I enjoyed Encarnacion's words for Miller.

 

Grammar: 2/2

No spelling mistakes, but I would suggest to limit the amount of commas you use to continue sentences. In some cases I think it reads better if you would just split the sentences into two.

 

Appearance: 1/1

Easy to read format with creative pictures.

 

Total: 6/6

OVERALL: 6/6