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Next season's best team in the league the Vancouver Wolves just made three major call ups! They promoted superstar forward Pierre Marc Bouchard @Gaikoku-hito who obliterated the VHLE last season for Bratislava to the tune of 43 goals, 62 assists for 105 points and took a measly 470 shots.. Jesus Christ this guy is good! Can't wait to see "PMB" in Vancouver this coming season as he's my pick for rookie of the year! The second gigantic call up is uber-skilled defenseman Bollos de Trueno @Thunder who dominated the VHLE last season in Bratislava with 22 goals, 57 assists, for 79 points and had nearly 200 blocks! My god this guy can do it all and is going to immediately have a major impact on the Wolves blue line this season! There's also rumors that Rip Wheeler's wife has the hots for him, but we can't confirm or deny those at this time. The third call up is a player who's so good he only needs one name, Soju @Frank the elite netminder who posted fantastic numbers for Cologne last season in the VHLE with 41 Wins in 64 appearances, a 2.40 GAA and an impressive .926 SV% along with 4 shutouts! He followed that up with a ridiculous playoff performance posting a miniscule 1.63 GAA and an eye-popping .945 SV% including 3 shutouts and 8 wins in 12 games as he led his team to the championship in game 7 against the aforementioned Bratislava. Vancouver is absolutely loaded with young talent and this trio is going to be a major boost to the young core already in place. Can't wait to see all these S95 rookies in action! 

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Just now, Thunder said:

Actually its @Scurvy’s wife who has the hots for Thunder.  In fact scurvy’s daughter calls him daddy.  Just sayin

 

I'm not surprised to hear this, Bollos has a certain air about him and the only "air" about Ninefingers is the fart he just blew. 

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8 hours ago, Frank said:

Also nice to add a water boy and bench warmer in Soju. 

Water better be the only thing in the bottles next season otherwise we know who to blame when our team plays like it is drunk!! 😜

 

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4 minutes ago, Gaikoku-hito said:

Water better be the only thing in the bottles next season otherwise we know who to blame when our team plays like it is drunk!! 😜

Jameson will be ok

 

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