Gavilrovs scares the team

[Thunder 1,166]

There was a scare in the Vancouver locker room the other day.  Word was going around that the knuckle dragger Guntis Gavilrovs was going to leave the team.  The mood deafened to sadness and despair.  Bollos de Trueno was in the corner weeping, Rip Wheeler opened a third bottle of whiskey, Riley Martin was throwing gear around, and Logan Ninefingers was all wrapped up in a Gavilrovs jersey, curled up in his locker.  PMB, the leader that he is, started a chant going and got everyone involved which seemed to resonate throughout the arena.  “Hell no, he won’t go.  Hell no, he won’t go.”

 

This inspired the team to wander into the GM office and let Frank know their feelings.  Frank was sitting at his big GM desk, with his big GM coffee mug filled with banana beer, in one hand and a big GM Cuban cigar in the other hand.  The team knew something was up when they saw Frank’s shit eating grin as he said to the team, “Guntis isn’t going anywhere, now get the hell out of my office.”

 

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[Smarch 3,150]

Later the wolves found out how silly Frank is, when the beer was discovered to have no banana in it. More on Franks terrible taste buds on the evening news 

Edited September 30 by Smarch

[Gaikoku-hito 2,081]

On 10/1/2024 at 3:26 AM, Smarch said:

Later the wolves found out how silly Frank is, when the beer was discovered to have no banana in it. More on Franks terrible taste buds on the evening news 

I thought it was his wife beer so he lost his banana beer as it was never his!! Sadly like most men do!! At least she was kind enough to not throw a tantrum in public at least!!