blah blah bleh

[jacobcarson877 2,563]

Ah what the heck, let’s write some words.

-          First off, apparently Jillian Woods is pretty good. Not quite Jacob Stone good, but pretty good. Nice to be hanging in there with the big boys, as I prepare to cross 1000 TPE.

-          This has to be one of the most boring VHL seasons I’ve been a part of. Outside of that season and a half where London could not score a goal to save themselves, but managed to win enough 1-0 games to propel a HOF goaltending career, and ruin a few skaters’ HOF chances, this one is right there. Sure, we aren’t winning every game now, and Davos just sent us packing, but I have no nerves opening the sims, because I know we’ll be fine. Such a lame problem to have.

-          Houston is so confusing. We have a spectacular team, sure, having this many players is off-meta, but surely we should be scoring more goals than this. We’ve been .500 all season, and haven’t yet cracked 100 goals for. We’re middle of the pack in the first period, last among the teams trying in the 2nd and 3rd, and spend a lot of time in extra time. We don’t shoot at all, and we barely allow any shots. If defense were the key to a championship here, we’d probably be 3rd in line. Probably doesn’t help that we’re not getting Powerplay opportunities, because by percentage, we’re really good on the ones we’ve had. We’re simply always killing penalties.

-          It’s final project season for the term, so apologies for not being around as much, but December should be much more free!

[Spartan 4,531]

12 hours ago, jacobcarson877 said:

This has to be one of the most boring VHL seasons I’ve been a part of. Outside of that season and a half where London could not score a goal to save themselves, but managed to win enough 1-0 games to propel a HOF goaltending career, and ruin a few skaters’ HOF chances, this one is right there. Sure, we aren’t winning every game now, and Davos just sent us packing, but I have no nerves opening the sims, because I know we’ll be fine. Such a lame problem to have.

Are you fucking kidding me what the HECK

[Daniel Janser 2,216]

12 hours ago, jacobcarson877 said:

If defense were the key to a championship here, we’d probably be 3rd in line.

If that metric was relevant, NYA should have made the finals in S92 and S93 (and this season we have joint-best D in the league again). Alas,...

[jacobcarson877 2,563]

2 hours ago, Spartan said:

Are you fucking kidding me what the HECK

Every day I open the games, we win both games 4-2 and I get 2 assists

 

I'm used to pain and agony! We just need a late season tumble and then I'll be back