Miami Marauder Regular Season Awards

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Miami Marauder Regular Season Awards

 Season 96

Record: 40-26-6

4^th place Eastern Conference

 

The season is over so it’s time for the first Annual Miami Marauder awards presentation.  Now being a Marauder comes with some perks.  Such as a morning wakeup message from GM @Ricer13, the occasional visit from @ScottyP where he says nothing much at all, and the play by play of @Chillybro dating life.  It’s a fun LR and a great group of people.  So, without wasting any more time, here are the S96 Miami Marauder Award Winners.

 

SHIVER ME TIMBERS AWARD- Most Hits- This award goes out to the nastiest Marauder who led the regular season in hits.  A team needs a few smash mouth style players and there is no doubt our winner brings that to the table and even his name invokes fear even into his fellow pirates. 

 

The winner is: Boris Bone Breaker @RileyL 231 hits

Runner up- Don Jagr @koty_k. 182 hits

 

 

AYE AYE AWARD- assist leader- The Aye Aye award is for the ultimate teammate that would rather set up his fellow pirates then snipe one himself.  Not that he can’t or is unwilling but is selfless in his approach to the game. Selfless is the best word to describe this Marauder as he amazing on the ice and in the locker room.  A true teammate in every sense of the word.  So….

 

The winner is:  Luc Moreau @minman (40 assists)

Runner up: Don Jagr @koty_k(35 assists)

 

 

MAN O’ WAR AWARD- Most PIMS- Every pirate ship needs an enforcer to keep other pirates and foes in line.  Already a tough group before @Ricer13 went out and acquired this maniac whose favorite past time is the reason he got his name. A literal bone crusher this stud came in hot to the club and even though he’s a physical beast he could also put up some decent numbers.  

 

Winner is- Boris Bone Breaker @RileyL- 160

Runner Up: Don Jagr 119 @koty_k

 

SCURVY DOG AWARD- Blocked Shots- It takes a special kind of animal to be willing to stand in front of a 100mph clapper and take it over and over and over again.  This stat above all others makes VHLM goalies smile and luckily for Miami they have a stable of defenders willing to take the sting.   

 

Winner is Boris Bone Breaker @RileyL 106 SB

Runner up: Don Jagr @koty_k 88

 

ANCHOR AWARD- The word Anchor has several definitions.  One is, “a heavy object attached to a rope or chain used to moor a vessel to the sea bottom.”  Another and more fitting definition is, “a person or thing that can be relied on for support, stability, or security.”  This player was easily our best for most the season and kept us in most games and won us games by standing on his head.  35 wins and 6 shutouts he is an elite goaltender.

 

Winner is: Draw Mac @okochastar 35-22-6 2.19 GAA 6 SO

 

SEA DOG AWARD- This award goes out to our leading scorer in the regular season.  Night after night this player showed up and no matter what line or situation continuously showed up and scored for the club.  Despite having a down year points wise compared to last he is already top 10 all-time in franchise for goals scored which is impressive.  

 

Winner is: Jacob Longstreet @Dynamicmlb_42 28g-32a-60 points 

 

 

SCALLYWAG AWARD- Game winning goals- A team much like a marauding ship needs that clutch player who can score when the game is on the line.  This player was our leading scorer and showed up every night ready to play hard and win.  Scored 7 GWG’s on the season to lead the Marauders and is #2 all-time in franchise history with 18 GWGs. 

 

Winner is - Jacob Longstreet @Dynamicmlb_42  7 GWG

Runner up- Marek Nowaczyk @Chillybro 6 GWG

 

PILLAGE AWARD- Penalty shot goals- There is no bigger dagger in the heart than allowing a penalty shot goal for a goalie.  One on one, player vs player it takes the heart of a true pirate to score more than one or two penalty shot goals in a season.  This player did it 4 times!!  A pass first player known for his ability to see the ice and make great plays he became the most clutch goal scorer when it came to penalty shots. 

 

Winner is: Elf Shoes @ELF_SH0ES   4 PSG

Runner up: Jacob Longstreet @Dynamicmlb_42  3 PSG

                           Marek Nowaczyk @Chillybro       3 PSG

 

 

TOP BUCCANEER AWARD- Team MVP- This award was the toughest to give just as it can be based on so many variables. Is it the point leader? Goalie?  Best all-around defensive and offensive player?  Difficult to say the least as Miami has many deserving players.  For this year’s I boiled it down to several factors.  This player as seen above is runner up in many categories such as hits, blocked shots, and assists.  He is #1 in power play assists, #5 in points, # 2 in hits, #2 in SB, and even has a penalty kill point.  Logged a lot of minutes in tough situations and is great in the locker room.  While all four nominees are worthy of the honor the award goes to? 

                           

                           Winner is: Don Jagr @koty_k  9g 35a 44pts -6 119 PIM 

                           

                            Runner ups: Draw Mac @okochastar

                           Jacob Longstreet @Dynamicmlb_42

                            Boris Bone-Breaker @RileyL

 

PIRATE KING AWARD- The Pirate King Award goes to the player who received the most “Most Valuable Marauder” shout outs during the regular season.  This year we had a total of 14 different Marauders earn the coveted MVM during the week.  This year the overall award was a tie  with 4 MVMs between two greats…..

 

Winners are: Draw Mac @okochastar and Jacob Longstreet @Dynamicmlb_42

 

THREE SHEETS TO THE WIND AWARD- This goes to the Marauder who partakes in a little too much grog and rum.  The winner is super easy even though he only played 16 games for the club.  A solid, yet quiet contributor, Bazooka brings some humor and hangovers to the club.  

 

Winner is Bazooka Joe @ScottyP

 

 

 

Congrats to all of you winners.  Thank you all for being such a great group this season and making it fun for all (well most). @Ricer13 and I wish you the best in your VHL/VHLM careers and we hope to see you again whether in Miami or as your player moves on to the VHL.  Hopefully, you all enjoyed your time in Miami. 

 

Marauders for life!   

 

 

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[Chillybro 25]

i’ll take the 2 runners up! been amazing playing here. (love the dating life addition)