Has Transition of Power Altered Admin Plans For Encarnacion To Be Murdered Via Flamethrower After Season 42?

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In a surprising turn of events, it appears that a fresh perspective on the league provided by new administrators Don Draper and Jim Gow may potentially see the VHL’s plans for the conclusion of Season 42 change. Prior to the resignation of Victor Alfredsson from the Head Admin spot, the consensus idea for the end of Season 42 was, at the conclusion of Edwin Encarnacion’s final VHL game, that he would be set ablaze by a flamethrower for “disgracing the history and integrity of the VHL”. However, we’ve managed to get word from inside VHL Headquarters that the league’s newest admins are not behind this idea.

 

As it turns out, the way that Gow and Draper would like to deal with Encarnacion is by having his head sliced off. They feel that, while the flamethrower would undoubtedly do the trick, that there is a substantial safety risk with bringing a flamethrower inside a hockey arena and that it would be horrific to see someone who is not Encarnacion, lose their life in an effort to take Encarnacion’s. The final decision will likely come down to Mitch Higgins who will have to decide whether to go along with his previous bosses wishes or to incorporate a “new school” approach to dealing with Encarnacion.

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If we team up and burn the mother fucker down........