Harumpf Homecoming

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After an exciting season in Helsinki, Oskars Harumpf has returned home to Middelfart Denmark to spend time with his family for a couple weeks during the off-season. He's looking forward to some quality time with his extended family and relaxing in the Middelfart countryside. Middelfart is a beautiful little town in Denmark with a nice relaxed vibe. Harumpf always feels refreshed when he's able to just kick back, blow some farts and let things be. His homecoming has to be kept a secret though, otherwise he won't get any free time. He's such a huge star now that the local Middelfartians would be all over him. Everyone in Middelfart loves Harumpf, he has become the pride of the town, if they knew he was home they'd throw a parade and he'd be partying for days. Harumpf loves his hometown and his fans fellow Middelfartians but only being home for a couple weeks, he wants to unwind and relax after a long season. He has told us that when he wins the cup (most likely in S43) that he will bring the cup to Middelfart and let everyone fart in it. These will obviously be cup farts. If you don't know what that is, then consider yourself lucky. Or go grab a cup, fart into it, put your hand over the top real quick and go open it in someone's face. These are the little tricks you learn when you grow up in Middelfart.

 

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Oskars 'The Genetic Freak' Harumpf

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Oskars 'The Genetic Freak' Harumpf