STZ 5,360 Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 Helsinki, Finland. While most VHL Players take their salary and signing bonus and buy houses and fancy cars, this is not the case for Helsinki Titans defenseman Jake Wylde. Wylde has been sleeping in the Hartwell Centre since the day he was signed to the franchise. Living off of leftover hotdogs and popcorn, he has been able to live out the past 5 seasons only spending a total of $782. When reporters found this out they asked why he wasn't spending any money. Wylde informed them that he has been saving all of his money for a new technology which helps cure the disease of Depreashiashion which has been the leading cause for the retirement of almost all VHL Players. Wylde has a reported $21M in the bank and is expected to make a total of $9M more in his final two seasons in the VHL.. It will be interesting if this strategy proves to lengthen his career, or give him an edge which most VHL Veterans lose near the end of their career. diamond_ace and Harumpf 2 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/19350-wylde-saving-for-anti-aging-medicine/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kesler 1,514 Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 Ahh scrub. Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/19350-wylde-saving-for-anti-aging-medicine/#findComment-207103 Share on other sites More sharing options...
STZ 5,360 Posted April 23, 2015 Author Share Posted April 23, 2015 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/19350-wylde-saving-for-anti-aging-medicine/#findComment-207167 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kesler 1,514 Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 Did I trade for this fool? Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/19350-wylde-saving-for-anti-aging-medicine/#findComment-207694 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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