Coach Reilly posts trade from vacation, displeases wife

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HC DAVOS GM 'IN DEEP SHIT', SAYS WIFE

 

DAVOS, SWITZERLAND -- HC Davos Dynamo GM/Coach Jack Reilly made a trade last week under peculiar circumstances.  While vacationing up the east coast of the United States, Reilly entered into trade discussions with Helsinki for Don Draper, ultimately acquiring the player in exchange for a second round pick and AIM-11 (who was waived, as opposed to traded). 

 

"I think I first entered into discussions with Helsinki when I was shit-faced in Baltimore," Reilly said, "Or maybe it was Washington D.C.  Can't say for sure.  Anyway, we came to a reasonable deal as I was in bum-fuck Pennsylvania... or maybe it was bum-fuck New York.  Again, I can't say for sure.  But we finally reached an ultimate conclusion when we got to Buffalo - not to be confused with bum-fuck New York."

 

The trade was said to piss off Reilly's wife, who was aiming for some "quality time."  

 

"Unfortunately, she noticed," Reilly said.

[Caillean 504]

Fuckin men

[eaglesfan036 4,605]

lol did you tell her about the fake hockey league ur in